What if for once Grimmjow isnt the lethal sexy femme fatale baddie and instead the random gas station worker who hits the gym on the reg and does what he can to make ends meet has the misfortune of becoming the get away driver for a mysterious possibly hitman/agent
Grimmjow ragebaiting Ichigo so badly whilst locked up in the safehouse
Theres not a whole lot to do so hes examining and exploring every inch of the place and manages to trip the internal panic alarm once just to see what would happen and Ichigo comes flying in gun drawn and Grimmjows casually flipping through a health magazine he doesnt read ever like Wow. Youre the worlds worst agent huh.
This couldve been bait.
Ichigo stands over him, not to intimidate but because what a fucking brat hes picked up
Leans in to tell Grimmjow this isnt a game, there’s real stakes and if he plays about he could get dragged into it or worse killed anyway now that hes triggered the panic system they have to move this place is compromised and the alarm will have consequences
Grimmjow: finally i was going crazy
Now they have to carpool together and sleep in shitty motels in one bed :3c
Ichigo cannot leave Grimmjow unattended at this point now and his should be partner (Ishida) is currently assigned to another lead and cannot “babysit” his problem now (grimmjow: i can take care of myself)
Ichigo gets intel that his target will be present at an elitist function and that he needs to intercept or at least capture more info on their movement and next purchase
Grimmjow has to wear a suit for the first time in his life, tailored
Grimmjow: you cannot be serious
Ichigo: when have i ever been funny with you
Grimmjow: youve got me in stitches Kurosaki. This really is the wrong career shouldve been a comedian.
Anyway Grimmjow turns out to be the greatest cover Ichigo could’ve brought and his worst nightmare (Alright Agent 15 do Not look at the twenty year olds ass in those tailored pants—)
Using Grimmjows past experience as a gas station employee he bullshits it into a masterpiece of improv acting in which Grimmjows some rich oil conmans son or whatever and hes here to make connections on behalf of his bedridden father, Ichigo is his personal security (true,) :3c
Anyway Grimmjow gets to go thrive by lying and being mean to random rich people whilst eating fancy canapes, Ichigo tries not to lose his fhcking mind because grimmjow refused to wear a tie and dodnt button up the top three buttons of his shirt and people are fucking staring hes staring fuckj
Maybe they make out in a cosy little alcove later who nknows
Grimmjow walks out with his shirt near plastered to his skin from how tight it is and Ichigo nearly misses the next sip of his shitty convenience store coffee like you are Not going out like that
Grimmjow: i didnt buy this
Ichigo: neither did I. Theres more sizes you cannot be comfortable
(Somewhere out there Ichigos handler is laughing their ass off as she abuses their allocated funds, its Yoruichi)
Grimmjow lying: i feel great actually.
Then he stretches and the fjrst two buttons over his tits ping off across the room to Ichigos morbid silence, Grimmjow enjoys the way he slowly turns red to match his embarrassment
Unfortunately for Ichigo, he cannot force Grimmjow into wearing things he refuses to wear and suffers through him walking around half naked in their motel room doing a little impromptu fashion show, what does surprise him is that Grimmjow knows how to do make up and learns a little more about him that day.
“My sister, i used to do hers.” Grimmjow says glancing over at Ichigo in the mirror, eyes catlined wicked tip, electric blue beneath that only enriches the stunning blue of his irises.
“Used?”
“Shes dead.”
“Im sorry.” Ichigo breathes, and they both know he means it
So they go to the elite fancy schmancy party full of people Ichigo wishes he had the clearance to kill
Grimmjow is let loose right out the gates and allowed to graze (if graze could be appropriate to call the leopard he’s just unleashed in the pen of sheep), test the waters using the preapproved script from Yoruichi, surprisingly it hadnt been hard to get her on board with the plan and unsurprisingly seemed to really like Grimmjow
Ichigo asks her what convinced her and Yoruichi laughs so loud he almost rips out his earpiece to toss into the champagne fountain
“He pisses you off.”
“Thats it?”
“You’ve been married to the job for too long. He’s gonna be good for you.”
Ichigo watches Grimmjow, uncaring that his focus is too heavy, too pinpointed. Still it works for his purposes, its only natural for a personal guard to maintain direct line of sight on their charge at all times, Grimmjow should be used to the heat of his scrutiny by now.
They shoudh make oht in a tiny little alcove with ichigo messing up grimmjows hair because it was styled stupid and he prefers it messy and Grimmjows finally getting his paws on that dilf ass n bod
