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Theres not a whole lot to do so hes examining and exploring every inch of the place and manages to trip the internal panic alarm once just to see what would happen and Ichigo comes flying in gun drawn and Grimmjows casually flipping through a health magazine he doesnt read ever like Wow. Youre the worlds worst agent huh.

This couldve been bait.

Ichigo stands over him, not to intimidate but because what a fucking brat hes picked up

Leans in to tell Grimmjow this isnt a game, there’s real stakes and if he plays about he could get dragged into it or worse killed anyway now that hes triggered the panic system they have to move this place is compromised and the alarm will have consequences

Grimmjow: finally i was going crazy

Ichigo gets intel that his target will be present at an elitist function and that he needs to intercept or at least capture more info on their movement and next purchase

Grimmjow has to wear a suit for the first time in his life, tailored

Grimmjow: you cannot be serious

Ichigo: when have i ever been funny with you

Grimmjow: youve got me in stitches Kurosaki. This really is the wrong career shouldve been a comedian.

Anyway Grimmjow turns out to be the greatest cover Ichigo could’ve brought and his worst nightmare (Alright Agent 15 do Not look at the twenty year olds ass in those tailored pants—)

Using Grimmjows past experience as a gas station employee he bullshits it into a masterpiece of improv acting in which Grimmjows some rich oil conmans son or whatever and hes here to make connections on behalf of his bedridden father, Ichigo is his personal security (true,) :3c

Anyway Grimmjow gets to go thrive by lying and being mean to random rich people whilst eating fancy canapes, Ichigo tries not to lose his fhcking mind because grimmjow refused to wear a tie and dodnt button up the top three buttons of his shirt and people are fucking staring hes staring fuckj

Grimmjow: i didnt buy this

Ichigo: neither did I. Theres more sizes you cannot be comfortable

(Somewhere out there Ichigos handler is laughing their ass off as she abuses their allocated funds, its Yoruichi)

Grimmjow lying: i feel great actually.

Then he stretches and the fjrst two buttons over his tits ping off across the room to Ichigos morbid silence, Grimmjow enjoys the way he slowly turns red to match his embarrassment

Unfortunately for Ichigo, he cannot force Grimmjow into wearing things he refuses to wear and suffers through him walking around half naked in their motel room doing a little impromptu fashion show, what does surprise him is that Grimmjow knows how to do make up and learns a little more about him that day.

“My sister, i used to do hers.” Grimmjow says glancing over at Ichigo in the mirror, eyes catlined wicked tip, electric blue beneath that only enriches the stunning blue of his irises.

“Used?”

“Shes dead.”

Theres not a whole lot to do so hes examining and exploring every inch of the place and manages to trip the internal panic alarm once just to see what would happen and Ichigo comes flying in gun drawn and Grimmjows casually flipping through a health magazine he doesnt read ever like Wow. Youre the worlds worst agent huh.

This couldve been bait.

Ichigo stands over him, not to intimidate but because what a fucking brat hes picked up

Leans in to tell Grimmjow this isnt a game, there’s real stakes and if he plays about he could get dragged into it or worse killed anyway now that hes triggered the panic system they have to move this place is compromised and the alarm will have consequences

Grimmjow: finally i was going crazy

Ichigo gets intel that his target will be present at an elitist function and that he needs to intercept or at least capture more info on their movement and next purchase

Grimmjow has to wear a suit for the first time in his life, tailored

Grimmjow: you cannot be serious

Ichigo: when have i ever been funny with you

Grimmjow: youve got me in stitches Kurosaki. This really is the wrong career shouldve been a comedian.

Anyway Grimmjow turns out to be the greatest cover Ichigo could’ve brought and his worst nightmare (Alright Agent 15 do Not look at the twenty year olds ass in those tailored pants—)

Using Grimmjows past experience as a gas station employee he bullshits it into a masterpiece of improv acting in which Grimmjows some rich oil conmans son or whatever and hes here to make connections on behalf of his bedridden father, Ichigo is his personal security (true,) :3c

Anyway Grimmjow gets to go thrive by lying and being mean to random rich people whilst eating fancy canapes, Ichigo tries not to lose his fhcking mind because grimmjow refused to wear a tie and dodnt button up the top three buttons of his shirt and people are fucking staring hes staring fuckj

Theres not a whole lot to do so hes examining and exploring every inch of the place and manages to trip the internal panic alarm once just to see what would happen and Ichigo comes flying in gun drawn and Grimmjows casually flipping through a health magazine he doesnt read ever like Wow. Youre the worlds worst agent huh.

This couldve been bait.

Ichigo stands over him, not to intimidate but because what a fucking brat hes picked up

Leans in to tell Grimmjow this isnt a game, there’s real stakes and if he plays about he could get dragged into it or worse killed anyway now that hes triggered the panic system they have to move this place is compromised and the alarm will have consequences

Grimmjow: finally i was going crazy