I AM MY OWN VERY SPECIAL CREATION

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

I cant think anymore

what can i do to help this time

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

your life is too easy. you need to go to the nearest animal shelter and adopt the first tortoiseshell cat you see

People don’t even say w00t anymore.