I AM YELLING, CARL

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

many of you have uncles that died tragically

everyone’s telling me how their uncle died 😭 never change tumblr

”money can’t buy happiness” was supposed to mean “prioritize things that make you actually happy over greed and material wealth” and not “stop fantasizing about being able to pay your medical bills”