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two pals of mine and myself had a boss who got fired for doing this at his job at a commercial bakery, printing porn into his bosses locked office on an overnight shift

two pals of mine and myself had a boss who got fired for doing this at his job at a commercial bakery, the goon had been doing it for a while but accidentally printed it to his bosses’ personal printer… in his locked office… on an overnight shift. Needless to say, he was let go once morning shift rolled around

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

the six other deadly penis sins: - penis lust - penis pride - penis wrath - penis greed - penis gluttony - penis sloth bonus historical sins: - penis vainglory - penis apathy - penis despair and their implied counterparts, the seven heavenly penis virtues: - penis hope - penis fortitude - penis temperance - penis charity - penis justice - penis faith - penis prudence

Invasive plants need to be understood as part of a much larger cycle of incredible violence against the land.

For context: erosion on that scale occurred as a result of our clear-cutting entire states. The land east of the Mississippi used to be covered in old-growth forest to an extent that we literally can’t imagine anymore, because most of us have never seen a forest over 100 years old. It turns out if you remove all vegetation from a landscape, you end up with a bunch of loose soil ready to move downstream. A fast-growing plant that covers everything in dense vegetation sounds like salvation when you’re surrounded by 40-foot deep gullies that get wider with every rainstorm.

thought it comes from caves

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

easy mistake

ah, nuts

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

you are thinking of quartz again

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny