★it's furry time★

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

i also love using task manager to kill things! Cease this

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

gonna take a hot shower and put on a big t shirt and my undies and i’m gonna sit on the floor and color at my coffee table like im 6 years old again and then i’ll feel better

This works btw

it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long

I could never own a parrot. They are splendid and delightful joyful creatures but I could not match their fucking whimsy. If I woke up at 4:45 am on a tuesday to the sound of some gleeful feather-cloaked varmint doing aerial somersaults all over the house while singing the world's most high-pitched whistle nightcore one-man a capella cover of Funkytown, I'd eat it.

twice a many ostriches as usual

I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart

ill never forget when my noob grandfather despawned right before my eyes

black with low white spotting