Forever 46

Twinkie filled with humus

at work today the topic of converstion was pregnancy and a coworker said she hss no comment since she got sterilized and i said "whats wrong, tube tied?" and no one laughed so i said "cat got your tubes?" and no one laughed again since they couldnt. they werent there. none of this happened i made it up. i dont even have a job.

time loop that ends when you walk around naked in public

thats remarkable *remarks*

Joe Schmoe has his name first, while Plain Jane has her job title first, implying her identity is not as important as her job #patriarchy

its time for this puppyboy to become a dogman

a cuck walked up to a lemonade stand

oh i get it, db cooper is meant to represent us, the viewers

i have the body of a greek sod. yeah just some guy

what if we found alien life and they out-freaked us

i call it outfidelity. not being loyal or cheating, its a different direction entirely

this particular character design choice was added for my own arousal, but it also compliments this other character design choice which was added for... you'll never guess.

my feminist sons first words will be "papa-triarchy must fall"

oral sex themed supervillian: Now, lets not 'blow' things out of proportion!