go bunie

My two beautiful sons forgor and rember

you can’t use a portal gun to have sex with your own butt because every time you thrust your butt would get further away. You’d be like tantalus in the garden

we wish you a YURI christmas #feminism

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving this

i think my favorite response to a complaint about someone is "we should kill them"

so fucking rude that skipping is considered childish when it is absolutely the best form of foot-based transportation. less energy intensive than running but faster than walking. i am being fucking efficient and it is not my fault that efficiency is also whimsical and silly looking

I feel like this is the realest most exposing moment of the 21st century