now i'm gonna show you how much

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

go ahead, pull me leash, choke me a little

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card