now i'm gonna show you how much

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.