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I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
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if i look back, i am lost
shark vs the universe
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we're not kids anymore.
Mike Driver
occasionally subtle
YOU ARE THE REASON
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almost home
trying on a metaphor
#extradirty
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@lunarfeathers
(previous url was sirenspells)
Hello, I go by Siren!
This blog is mainly reblogs, my art/fandom posting blog is @gold-gummi
I tag mermaids/sirens, bats, and shapeshifters cause I really like them
My talking tag is #siren speaks
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First batch of poke coms π
Taking new orders as well
I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog βsimon and garfunkelβ
me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left
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harmony please evolve so you can take bag carrying duty
"I'll get you up there, so just keep going!"
despite everything, it's still you.
@lunarfeathers @spacialsquid @device--conduct @thehumanwiki
Vaporeon (Tera Type - Dragon) ko-fi doodle for ZardX! β¨
@vaporeongirlfins @28rainbowsnakes
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attack for @ravioliet!
To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.
Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.
This post has officially reached the "Let people enjoy things" crowd so I'm just going to come right and say it: Do I or do I not also count as a people.
fun phenomenon
Delphox oc that you draw is so beautiful.
Can you draw delphox using flamethrower?
her most powerful spell
imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an thereβs some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable
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So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.
Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like βyou work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.βand then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.
So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.
A Pokemon Mystery dungeon fic, but instead of being in the guilds you're a Hissuian Sneasel in a huge pack/clan of regular Sneasel and Weavile.
At first they think you're just shiny or a mutant. You get one hit by a psychic move they all scratch their heads. But when you beat the rocks off of a steelix or knock out fairies they do a one eighty and just start treating you like the weird cousin that solves problems and has long arms. Like, they don't have any qualms whatsoever just:
Random Sneasel: "Yeah this is Tony, they look kinda weird and they doesn't really do the whole hunting thing or tricks and shit but they climbs real good and can beat the shit outta steel types. So they's alright."
Pack lead Weavile: "So 'dey got 'ands?"
Other Sneasel: "Mad hands boss, knocked out Steely up ther' on the cliff like noth'n!"
Leader: "then get them a den, 'den dumbasses! Welcome aboard, Hand'zy Tony!"
[I imagine all regular Weavile and Sneasel to have some form of mob or mafia style accent. ]
The only time a difference is ever brought up again is when you evolve into a Sneasler and all they do is comment on the 'nails' and complain about you being taller.
