I can do no other.

As someone who is studying to become a librarian and loves a bunch of punk music, the public library is not punk rock. Punks may use and enjoy one, but be serious. "No, they're totally punk because they're leftist and help the community-" you're in 'charlie brown had hoes' territory.

Libraries are, however, swing revival.

when your bread comes out unexpectedly green because of the mallard reaction

in the year 2000 the most romantic thing somebody could say to someone else was “if i go crazy then will you still call me Superman”

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

Wet Beast Wednesday

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me