Mildly Talented Buffoon

update: i have ordered the bear

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

thank u,,,,,,,,so much,,,,😭😭😭

I was at the grocery store and in walks Thomas Sanders. I got the nerve to go say hi to him but he ignored me. He ignored everything. He picked up a box of tampons and left. He didn’t even pay for them.

You have… no idea… how confused and shocked I was to read this…. until I read the blog name.

How would a millipede wear pants? I’d love to see some artistic interpretations

The suspenderssssssssssss

YES

ALSO YES. These are all correct ways for millipedes to wear pants.

Oh very sad :(

Patricia!! This is incredible, she reminds me of my pede, Ivy.

I think any way they want to wear them is valid and correct :)

He is doing his best and we love that for him

yes yes yes yes yes A++++

I have several anatomy questions 😂

I hadn’t but I am now!! In FACT I am considering all the ‘pede ‘parel options……

i am i

ADHD time processing: today is Monday, but tomorrow is Tuesday and i have class, after that is wednesday I’m having lunch with my mom, then on Thursday i have a night class which means it’s basically already Friday and this week is already over

“right now it’s 2:30, which means it’s almost 3, which means it’s only an hour away from 4 which is basically 6–How have I stayed up all night??”

…other people…don’t think like this??

Apparently they perceive time as a linear series of seconds, minutes, and hours which they can reliably partition off for planned and orderly activities?

Sounds fake, no one can do that. It’s impossible