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you‘re an ANGEEEEEEEEEEL

i love shane hollander. i love that he exists. i love everything about him. i love that he’s asian and biracial. i love that he’s the best at hockey. i love that he’s tall and jacked and masc and in a very hypermasculine career and is also a slutty little sub bottom. i love that he’s earnest and sincere and he sucks at sexting. i love that he’s an overexplainer. i love that he keeps hiring people to sort out aspects of his life that he is not good at. i love his fuck ass haircut. i love his architecture obsession. i love that he has his own well and you can see it if you like. i love his massive wet eyes. i love whatever the fuck kind of psychosexual shit he has going on in his own beautiful mind. i love that he’s complex and interesting and flawed. i love that he’s doing all that while also dealing with being autistic and having an eating disorder and a bunch of sensory issues and everything that comes with being a professional athlete and a celebrity and a guy whose mom is his manager. i love him so much that it doesn’t matter whether he was only ever supposed to be a stand in or a cheap knock off. he contains multitudes. i have killed for him and i will die for him. thank you and goodnight

Shane Hollander really is the guy of all time. he's gay. he's autistic. he's wasian. he's the best hockey player in the world. he married his 8 year situationship. he's a millionaire but only because his mom said so. he has beautiful freckles. he had sex with a man for 8 years but the possibility that he might be gay only crossed his mind when he called him by his first name for the first time. to convince himself he was straight he started dating a movie star. he came out as a bottom. he does yoga. his situationship offhandedly suggested getting married for citizenship and he immediately stayed up until 4 am scheming so that wouldn't happen. he's an olympic medalist. he has a dog. his wedding song was diamonds by rihanna. he likes ginger ale.

AND he‘s a millennial

Shane Hollander really is the guy of all time. he's gay. he's autistic. he's wasian. he's the best hockey player in the world. he married his 8 year situationship. he's a millionaire but only because his mom said so. he has beautiful freckles. he had sex with a man for 8 years but the possibility that he might be gay only crossed his mind when he called him by his first name for the first time. to convince himself he was straight he started dating a movie star. he came out as a bottom. he does yoga. his situationship offhandedly suggested getting married for citizenship and he immediately stayed up until 4 am scheming so that wouldn't happen. he's an olympic medalist. he has a dog. his wedding song was diamonds by rihanna. he likes ginger ale.