( Ā Ā * Ā Ā & . Ā Ā ā Ā Ā WILL Ā & Ā GRACE Ā SENTENCE Ā STARTERS .
ā Ā because Ā thatās Ā the Ā way Ā the Ā story Ā of Ā the Ā gay Ā guy Ā and Ā the Ā straight Ā girl Ā is Ā always Ā told , Ā isnāt Ā it ? Ā he Ā broke Ā her Ā heart . Ā poor Ā her . Ā but Ā you Ā were Ā just Ā being Ā you . Ā ā
ā Ā bury Ā it Ā deep Ā inside Ā you Ā and Ā just Ā cry Ā in Ā the Ā shower Ā like Ā a Ā normal Ā person . Ā ā
ā Ā can Ā i Ā take Ā you Ā to Ā my Ā therapist ? Ā because Ā he Ā thinks Ā iām Ā making Ā you Ā up . Ā ā
ā Ā halloween Ā just Ā happens Ā to Ā be Ā the Ā one Ā day Ā out Ā of Ā the Ā year Ā that Ā makes Ā the Ā other Ā 364 Ā days Ā bearable . Ā ā
ā Ā he Ā doesnāt Ā like Ā madonna . Ā ā
ā Ā hey , we Ā could Ā go Ā out Ā and Ā have Ā life Ā experiences Ā of Ā our Ā own Ā then Ā get Ā together Ā later Ā and Ā discuss Ā them . Ā you Ā know , Ā like Ā the Ā people Ā on Ā tv Ā do . Ā ā
ā Ā i Ā donāt Ā want Ā to Ā be Ā an Ā adult Ā anymore . Ā itās Ā very Ā hard ! Ā ā
ā Ā i Ā get Ā it , Ā universe . Ā iām Ā garbage . Ā ā
ā Ā i Ā hate Ā it Ā when Ā bad Ā guys Ā are Ā handsome . Ā itās Ā like Ā scar Ā in Ā lion Ā king . Ā ā
ā Ā i Ā just Ā want Ā somebody Ā who Ā gets Ā me . Ā somebody Ā whoās Ā comfortable Ā in Ā my Ā world Ā and Ā makes Ā me Ā laugh Ā and Ā occasionally Ā brings Ā me Ā flowers . Ā and ā¦ Ā somebody Ā who Ā likes Ā kittens . Ā and Ā the Ā hardcore Ā bondage Ā scene . Ā ā
ā Ā i Ā knew Ā you Ā could Ā either Ā be Ā a Ā guy Ā i Ā dated Ā for Ā awhile Ā or Ā be Ā a Ā friend Ā for Ā life , but Ā not Ā both . Ā ā
ā Ā i Ā know Ā you Ā canāt Ā turn Ā someone Ā gay , Ā you Ā can Ā only Ā make Ā them Ā wish Ā they Ā were . Ā ā
ā Ā i Ā know Ā you Ā heard Ā all Ā that . Ā so Ā come Ā on Ā out , Ā laugh Ā in Ā my Ā face . Ā ā
ā Ā i Ā need Ā you Ā to Ā have Ā my Ā back Ā and Ā agree Ā with Ā everything Ā i Ā say . Ā itās Ā your Ā one Ā job . Ā ā
ā Ā i Ā was Ā distracted Ā because Ā your Ā shirt Ā has Ā been Ā open Ā all Ā night . Ā ā
ā Ā if Ā i Ā was Ā better Ā at Ā thinking Ā of Ā devastating Ā things Ā in Ā the Ā moment Ā i Ā would Ā destroy Ā you Ā right Ā now ! Ā but Ā they Ā always Ā come Ā out Ā ten Ā minutes Ā too Ā late . Ā ā
ā Ā if Ā weāre Ā not Ā with Ā anybody Ā when Ā weāre Ā old , Ā letās Ā meet Ā in Ā the Ā middle Ā of Ā the Ā brooklyn Ā bridge Ā you Ā and Ā me , and Ā have Ā somebody Ā push Ā us Ā off . Ā ā
ā Ā iām Ā a Ā lady , Ā assface . Ā ā
ā Ā iām Ā going Ā to Ā take Ā the Ā high Ā road . Ā and Ā not Ā just Ā because Ā iām Ā high . Ā ā
ā Ā iām Ā sorry Ā i Ā said Ā that ā¦ Ā youāre Ā in Ā love Ā with Ā me . Ā i Ā know Ā thatās Ā not Ā true . Ā ā
ā Ā iāve Ā always Ā said Ā that Ā if Ā your Ā genitals Ā are Ā on Ā the Ā outside , Ā youāre Ā hiding Ā something Ā on Ā the Ā inside . Ā ā
ā Ā iāve Ā kissed Ā her Ā more Ā times Ā than Ā i Ā can Ā count Ā and Ā every Ā single Ā time Ā i Ā felt Ā something . Ā ā
ā Ā let Ā me Ā get Ā out Ā my Ā umbrella . Ā sounds Ā like Ā the Ā forecast Ā calls Ā for Ā hurtful Ā comments . Ā ā
ā Ā look Ā at Ā me , iām Ā a Ā freakinā Ā bombshell . Ā ā
ā Ā look Ā at Ā you , Ā you Ā little Ā hottie . Ā ā
ā Ā most Ā human Ā beings Ā are Ā endowed Ā with Ā the Ā capacity Ā to Ā feel Ā human Ā emotion . Ā theyāre Ā weak . Ā ā
ā Ā my Ā constant Ā fear Ā of Ā death Ā has Ā infused Ā my Ā lovemaking Ā with Ā a Ā sense Ā of Ā panic Ā that Ā has Ā really Ā upped Ā my Ā game . Ā ā
ā Ā no Ā heterosexual Ā man Ā has Ā ever Ā sat Ā this Ā way . Ā ā
ā Ā oh , look ! Ā my Ā rideās here Ā and Ā itās Ā a Ā huff ! Ā believe Ā iāll Ā leave Ā in Ā it . Ā ā
ā Ā oh Ā my Ā god , Ā i Ā hate Ā myself . Ā wait Ā a Ā minute , Ā why Ā go Ā there ? Ā itās Ā negative . Ā i Ā hate Ā him . Ā ā
ā Ā oh , Ā honey . Ā iāve Ā got Ā a Ā fake Ā laugh Ā with Ā your Ā name Ā all Ā over Ā it . Ā ā
ā Ā okay , Ā shush , Ā iām Ā talking . Ā ā
ā Ā once Ā iāve Ā taken Ā my Ā bra Ā off Ā itās Ā all Ā over . Ā no Ā way Ā iām Ā strapping Ā that Ā thing Ā back Ā on Ā again . Ā ā
ā Ā one Ā of Ā the Ā good Ā things Ā about Ā being Ā single Ā is Ā you Ā learn Ā how Ā to Ā get Ā through Ā a Ā crisis Ā alone . Ā ā
ā Ā people Ā die . Ā i Ā might Ā die . Ā even Ā worse , Ā i Ā might Ā get Ā old . Ā ā
ā Ā psst . iād Ā like Ā you Ā to Ā eat Ā me . Ā ā
ā Ā really , Ā when Ā i Ā give Ā you Ā advice Ā iām Ā just Ā talking Ā out Ā of Ā my Ā ass . Ā ā
ā Ā sorry Ā iām Ā late . Ā but Ā i Ā got Ā here Ā as Ā soon Ā as Ā i Ā wanted Ā to . Ā ā
ā Ā talk Ā to Ā the Ā boob . Ā ā
ā Ā the Ā point Ā is , Ā this Ā place Ā canāt Ā fix Ā you Ā ā Ā because Ā youāre Ā not Ā broken . Ā ā
ā Ā theyāre Ā young Ā and Ā hot , Ā weāre Ā old Ā and Ā not . Ā nothing Ā else Ā matters . Ā ā
ā Ā wait Ā a Ā minute , Ā whatās Ā wrong ? Ā wine , Ā tissues , charcoal Ā facial Ā masks ā¦ Ā all Ā we Ā need Ā is Ā a Ā box Ā of Ā donuts Ā and Ā itās Ā a Ā comfort Ā kit . Ā ā
ā Ā we Ā are Ā not Ā having Ā a Ā threeway Ā again . Ā ā
ā Ā we Ā can Ā sit Ā in Ā the Ā back Ā row Ā and Ā every Ā time Ā straight Ā people Ā kiss , Ā we Ā hiss . Ā ā
ā Ā what Ā is Ā the Ā problem ? Ā it Ā was Ā just Ā a Ā kiss . Ā ā
ā Ā which Ā lever Ā do Ā i Ā pull Ā to Ā be Ā crushed Ā by Ā a Ā safe ? Ā ā
ā Ā why Ā does Ā anyone Ā go Ā to Ā any Ā doctor ? Ā fear Ā and Ā pills . Ā ā
ā Ā why Ā is Ā flaky Ā such Ā a Ā bad Ā quality Ā in Ā a Ā date , Ā but Ā such Ā a Ā good Ā quality Ā in Ā a Ā crust ? Ā ā
ā Ā you Ā are Ā exactly Ā who Ā youāre Ā supposed Ā to Ā be . Ā ā
ā Ā you Ā brought Ā liquor Ā into Ā a Ā movie Ā theater ? Ā thatās Ā so Ā classy . Ā ā
ā Ā you Ā canāt Ā trust Ā people Ā you Ā met Ā on Ā the Ā internet . Ā i Ā went Ā on Ā a Ā date Ā with Ā this Ā guy Ā i Ā met Ā online Ā and Ā he Ā seemed Ā really Ā nice . Ā but Ā at Ā the Ā end Ā of Ā the Ā evening ? Ā i Ā stole Ā $200 Ā from Ā his Ā wallet . Ā ā
ā Ā you Ā donāt Ā understand , Ā it Ā was Ā a Ā really Ā good Ā kiss . Ā ā
ā Ā you Ā just Ā kinda Ā split Ā yourself Ā into Ā two Ā people Ā to Ā get Ā through Ā it . Ā the Ā person Ā it Ā happened Ā to Ā and Ā the Ā one Ā who Ā gets Ā through Ā the Ā day . Ā ā
ā Ā youāre Ā a Ā tigress ! Ā girl , Ā you Ā sure Ā know Ā how Ā to Ā put Ā a Ā smile Ā in Ā a Ā ladyās Ā pants . Ā ā
ā Ā youāre Ā an Ā awful Ā human Ā being . Ā and Ā iāll Ā always Ā be Ā here Ā for Ā you . Ā ā
ā Ā youāre Ā honest , Ā youāve Ā got Ā no Ā agenda , Ā youāre Ā not Ā manipulative ā¦ Ā itās Ā like Ā youāre Ā talking Ā in Ā code . Ā ā
ā Ā youāve Ā never Ā felt Ā too Ā gross Ā for Ā sex ? Ā ā
