EctoWash

As we look through news articles and memes we are always finding innovation screaming towards us here at Ectowash. Also, that reflecting pool might be haunted still, fyi.

Mystic Whiskers is at Batsquatch Parks & Rec all day for adoptions. Go ahead and come on down because as their motto says “don’t worry they already know you are coming.”

Is it the whole house, this room in particular or just that stapled to the wall Raggedy Anne doll? We won’t know for sure without a full ghost mitigation evaluation, but night shift has their bets on the doll.

Don’t let this happen to your city! Get ghost mitigation handled by the pros by calling us today. We’ve got you, scouts!

Mornin’ Scouts! We’ve been busy out in the field over the holiday weekend. It seems some ghosts thought the local firework display was a screaming competition and things got even louder than usual, which is why Tell A Dog would like to let everyone know their dog therapy sessions are now booked up through August! Stop by their office for a list of near providers who are willing to try being a dog therapist for a few weeks.

No need to wait another day unprotected. Head on down to @themysticwhiskers and adopt a clairvoyant cat! As their logo says, you don’t need to worry, they already know you are coming.

Make sure to cherish every moment because they grow up so fast! One minute they are spooking you coming out of the water and the next you’ll hear the local children exchanging stories about seeing them in the woods on a full moon.

Just another reason to keep up with our memes and dreams. You’re welcome, scouts!

Phantom Friday hype! Probably not haunted but maybe familiarize yourself with The Backrooms for safety reasons. As always we’d still recommend an evaluation just to be safe