Ingrid

deers are mostly known for being hunted and i think this is not fair because they can also be so so sweets and lovelies & licking you??

exhibit A

cant blame a girl for fumbling

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

Community is so important she said self isolatingly

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

Well there you have it!

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

“yeah no” is my favorite combo

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding