the government, which is now run by witches,

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

Her heart is romantic but her mind is pornografic

surely the conses wont quence

Happy Birthday Snoopy!

ohhhh i get it now. the little seed of loneliness i’ve carried with me since i was five will never go away

sometimes that sad feeling is due to low blood sugar, and sometimes it's from decades of history. not that complex

I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

But violence so awesome