I can handle it!!!! (she said, clearly not handling it)

the real problem with Simon and Garfunkel is that Art is gay and deeply in love with Paul, but not in a gay way. Meanwhile Paul is not gay, but he is deeply in love with Art in a gay way. Neither of them knew how to handle that.

could you elaborate on that? I agree with nearly everything but what do you mean by art is deeply in love with Paul but not in a gay way

everyones trying to divine rpf proof from like wow they looked at each other in a joint interview or performed for a crowd together the real rpf proof is when they stop speaking to each other

it really is significant to me that both the first and last books in the underland chronicles have gregor fully expecting to die. hell, he's even sure of that in book 2, and there might be stuff in 3 and 4 that I'm forgetting, but the bookends of it all really stands out to me.

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

ROLAND ORZABAL’S Q QUESTIONNAIRE, 1995 Q: What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? R: Put in my dentures and ask my valet to prepare my wardrobe. Q: What was the first gig you went to? R: Motorhead and AC/DC at the Bath Pavilion, 1976. Q: What song do you wish you had written? R: Creep by Radiohead. Q: When did you last cry and why? R: The James Bulger tragedy. Q: What is your most treasured material possession? R: Citroën DS23 Estate, banana yellow, French leather interior, fully reconditioned engine, £5000 or nearest offer. Q: Who was the last person you slept with? R: Bob Dylan. Q: What do you think of Bob Dylan? R: He’s no good in bed. Q: What is the best advice you’ve ever received? R: When brushing your teeth, don’t forget to brush your tongue. Q: What characteristics do you think you’ve inherited from your parents? R: My father’s rage and arrogance and my mother’s stern ability to go it alone. Q: What is the biggest myth about fame? R: That it can close the hole in the ozone layer, feed the starving and find a cure for AIDS. Q: What are you like when you’re drunk? R: Good company. Q: Who would you have play you in a film? R: Emma Thompson. Q: Pick five words that describe yourself. R: Purple, clairvoyant, Saturnine, martial and lunatic. Q: Is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind? R: I think the serious lack of stars in the Q review of Elemental has been the cause of paralysis in my right hand, making it virtually impossible for me to pick up a guitar nowadays. Q: Do you believe in God? R: No, I believe in Gods. I think the Greeks were much closer to the truth. I think there are forces which shape events and that the universe is basically amoral. Q: What is your most unpleasant characteristic? R: I have an uncanny knack of being able to wish ill upon people and witnessing the fruits of my labour. Q: What is your greatest fear? R: Becoming my father. Q: What ambitions do you still have to fulfil? R: I still have a yearning for becoming Minister Of Education in Puerto Rico. Q: Are you afraid of failure? R: No, I’m quite enjoying it at the moment. Q: What do you never leave home without? R: A knife. Q: Who is your best male friend and your best female friend? R: Prince Charles and Heidi Fleiss. Q: Who would you most like to meet? R: Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. Q: What music would you have played at your funeral? R: Serenade To Music by Vaughan Williams. Q: When you look in the mirror, do you like what you see? R: If I’m naked and I haven’t eaten for a week. Q: Do you have anything to declare? R: Six Swiss watches, two bottles of Jack Daniel’s and 200 Silk Cut.

bringing this gem back around into circulation because ha I did in fact forget about this and its funny