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“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.”

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my Green Lantern lovers pls help me out- what sort of car do we think Hal would pick to drive if he could have any car?

#its gonna be a fast car because he likes speed #but what car #pls #hal jordan #green lantern

idk why but my MoC with BatLantern is being written exclusively from Hal's pov which usually in fics- especially longer ones- I like to switch povs a bunch in order to show the full scope of insanity

all of this to say basically that Hal is a Very Dumb person who does not pick up on half the stuff Bruce is doing and I know because I'm purposefully making him not realize what's happening but since I'm not switching povs no one will ever know...

So this is basically my PSA for ma boi Bruce when these chapters are finally posted- anything that you read in the fic and assume Bruce did or that it alludes to Bruce having done something you are probably correct.

This is my callout post for my beloved- he be doing a lot of work behind the scenes even before he supposedly starts falling in love and this is my way of acknowledging it without writing his pov. Please and thank you<3

#bruce wayne #marriage of convenience #hal jordan #bruhal #batlantern #batman #green lantern

something something the parallels of Peter/Gamora and Bruce and Jason

Something something

he looks at you and sees the person he loves but you're not them anymore, but because of your anger at him you're preventing him from getting to know you Now so all he has to cling to are memories from the past instead of the present and maybe its because you're scared he won't love who you are now, or maybe its much more terrifying to think that he will anyway

something something

#peter quill #gamora #peter/gamora #bruce wayne #jason todd #hmmm something something #batman #batfam

statistically speaking, Hal actually has no real good reason to marry Bruce because the cons majorly outweigh the pros- money versus incredible fame that would steal any of the autonomy he tries to have left and digs into his personal life in a truly invasive and deeply unneeded way that takes away his ability to do his job as efficiently because unlike Bruce who has been raised in this and knows nothing else Hal knows what its like to be anonymous and did not have to craft a persona around being Known rather had to just focus on certain people not knowing not the entire flipping world

so to summarize; Hal wanted to tap that ass from day one

#hes been down bad and yet he denies it #like logically the publicity of marrying bruce far outweighs the benefits #but wtv #its my fake lil marriage scenario #and hal jordan wants to fuck bruce wayne and who am i to stop him #it might take him thirty years and eight plus children but pshaw #batlantern #marriage of convenience #bruhal #bruce wayne #hal jordan

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frederickchiltonsdivacup

Give a man a fanfic, and he will read for a day. Teach a man to write, and he still won't do it.

He'll think about it though, and boy oh boy, he'll be thinking about it...

i hate this fucking fandom i hate this fucking fandom i hate this fucking fandom-

it is a PRISON and one I WILLINGLY CHOSE

BUT I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE

the parallels of Peter and Nat are actually too much and what do you mean we introduced Yelena??? What do you mean that Spider-Man will next return in Doomsday and then we're gonna have the shittiest fucking "He fights like Nat" revelation from someone- either Bucky or Sam or god forbid Clint- and I cannot do this anymore

#the avengers #marvel #spider-man: brand new day

starlightshadowsworld

“MJ found a new boyfriend but Ned never found another best friend” …I hate this fucking fandom man. Ned was making his lil vlogs cause he felt somehow someway he needed to share his memories and life with someone out there 😭

He put in all this time and effort into finding Spiderman when really deep down he was just trying to find Peter. He didn’t know they were one and the same he just wanted his best friend back and did so in the only way he knew how.

My wife ... and you're the same-

-Joey Ryan, The Milk Carton Kids

#no its nothing im just sitting here with my Blatant Parallelism thanks #saying 'my wife' and then immediately comparing her to your musical partner who youve also alluded to being in a 'marriage' with #no im totally normal about them why #the milk carton kids #joey ryan #kenneth pattengale #besties

Spider-Man BND Sorta Spoilers??

That One Scene But With A Cameo

Peter had never been shot before. It was honestly a miracle he’d gone so long without knowing that distinct sort of pain, in his line of work. Still, Peter could have gone his whole life without knowing what it felt like. Could have been happy without that statistic now added to his database of Pain.

#my fic #spider-man: brand new day #the avengers #marvel

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Shouldn't Say That

Zuko tries to confess something to Sokka but instead of the Happy Ending they were both hoping for Sokka completely misunderstands and as a result Zuko completely misunderstands and they spend six days running circles around each other before they finally get their Happy Ending. (Innuendo intentional)

Featuring Sokka and Zuko being stupid and Crack treated so deeply seriously

#zukka #sokka #zuko #sokka/zuko #my fic

betweentimeand42

Pick a quote from a Milk Carton Kids show that I've been to

You wanna do your cancer song now?

We're fresh off our third Grammy loss!

*after receiving recognition applause* This could be so many of our songs.

Darlingside found jorts for me!

This is a new one! *plays Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd*

You should come to our songwriting camp. It's very expensive!

If there was a Grammy for Best 5-Minute Heartbreaking Dirge, this one would win.

Next time you shriek from the audience, say something shorter!

Is that how the song starts? You tell me to eat shit and then we go?

You can sing along, just have some self-awareness.

Voting ended onDec 18, 2025

#the way ive seen almost every video that exists of them so i recognized half of these quotes #augh #also makes me sad bc not every concert+banter is out there #i wanna see it alllll #the milk carton kids #i just love them and their banter so much and i want everyone to know how fucking funny they are

The music sucks but we are best friends.

-Joey Ryan, The Milk Carton Kids

#ill actually never get over them #theyre so frickin cute #for context they were talking about how people sometimes question if they actually like doing this together bc their humor is so dry #and kenneth said smth like 'set the record straight we do not like it'#and joey had to agree but ofc couldnt bc they Are best friends #aughhhh #ill never be normal about them #i love them so much #best friends your honor #the milk carton kids

aimasart

The Batfamily

#i like my men looking a little crazed and insane #fuck yea

yffresbeard

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

rabbithaver

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

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loredwy

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

would-you-punt-them

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

jeaninelatragedia

holy shit.

frustratedasatruar

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

hersheyhipster

Couldn’t risk it.

justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

pinayputa

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

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