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“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.”
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listen I'm not a SuperBat shipper-
but the concept of a toxic Superman and his unwilling pet Batman??
Superman who has super hearing and is constantly monitoring Bruce without his consent and butting into his life any time he disagrees with anything happening without Bruce's permission
Clark who dismisses Bruce's pleas to stop, who refuses to be broken up with and shows up anyway and honestly what can Bruce do to stop him?
Denying him and complaining just makes him angry and an Angry Superman is a dangerous one so Bruce just reluctantly has to go along with everything in order to ensure no one else gets hurt
Bruce who slowly starts to lose friends- not only as Batman but as Bruce too- because anytime anyone says anything Clark doesn't agree with around Bruce Superman appears and whisks him away and gets angry
Clark isolating Bruce from everyone else because they don't understand him or they don't treat him as well as Clark does or etc etc etc
Maybe it's a SuperBat that hasn't done an identity reveal yet only Superman obviously knows who Bruce is but the same cannot be said in return
Batman is known to be a little standoffish- maybe its still early stages of the League- so as Superman continually steps between him and other Leaguers they just think Clark is being a good person and taking Batman away before he pisses them off because obviously Superman is the level headed, reasonable one who is taking one for the team by interfering with every conversation Batman has duh
Just Bruce who slowly becomes relevant only in regards to Superman.
He's benched from Gotham and from being Batman because it's too dangerous and any time he tries to escape or protest Clark breaks his legs in anger and afterwards feels remorse but not enough because Bruce cannot move and if he cannot move then he cannot get himself hurt.
It's better if Clark is the one hurting him rather than villains since Clark loves him and only wants whats best for him!
anyway. Just super toxic SuperBat is the thing that makes that ship compelling to me lol
gonna start randomly just killing off characters in my fics that aren't Relevant To The Plot
will it add any substance to the fic? no, not at all
are they haunting the narrative, is it important that they're dead? Not even a little bit, it'll just be mentioned as an offhanded comment probably
will it amuse me? greatly
i love tagging a post that is specifically about the solo career of an artist by their old band name
like yessss you think you escaped them bc I am making a Solo Post abt you but they are alwayssss lurking in the tags hehehe
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.
What the fuck
i-
….thank you tumblr??
hm.
I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives
oh my god
what the FUCK????
who blows air into a coochie??
Is this a normal thing men do?????
Not my usual reblog but.. yk. Don’t. Do that.

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Something like this would be so colossally helpful. I'm sick and tired of trying to research specific clothing from any given culture and being met with either racist stereotypical costumes worn by yt people or ai generated garbage nonsense, and trying to be hyper specific with searches yields fuck all. Like I generally just cannot trust the legitimacy of most search results at this point. It's extremely frustrating. If there are good resources for this then they're buried deep under all the other bullshit, and idk where to start looking.
>:)c
May I present to you, nationalclothing.org?
It doesn't have everything, but it's still my first source when researching traditional clothing from other cultures.
There's also this resource on historical fashion: Claire’s Historical Fashion Reference & Resources
another addition as far as physical media goes there is the encyclopedia of national dress (that i still need to buy myself bc this kind of thing is super important to my sort of fantasy designing) but yes i do agree i wish there was EVEN MORE documentation on this
Reblogging to spread awareness
the goldmine folks
the way Bruce doesn't call his kids his kids but rather says they're his partners or 'soldiers' (which he only ever says when he has bad writers who forget thats what Alfred calls them)
in the same vein Hal says they're under his 'jurisdiction' whenever he's in charge of them
both afraid of overstepping just in their own ways
i love the trend of music videos that's just These People Literally Just Went On Vacation Together
just like 'oh yea for this music video we totallyyyyy have to go to Greece mhm ofc its a requirement'
and then the whole video is just them on vacation
going on hikes, walking along the beach, renting scooters and bikes and etc etc like
i just love it so much
the way Joey remains completely straight faced while telling his jokes- up until the moment in which Kenneth laughs at them and then breaks
the way Kenneth delivers one ☝️ zinger while Joey does most of the talking but that singular joke makes Joey laugh harder than all the rest
they delight each other on stage and it's truly my favorite part of the whole show
I'm gonna be honest, I fuck with a movie that's all about the collapse of a society that perpetuates certain morals and laws that itself is not willing to uphold when it comes to interacting with the rest of the world.
The Greeks used the excuse of a woman and the war of gods to wage war with an economic competitor, then showed up on their enemy's shores and broke their own laws of hospitality to win the war and ransacked the city and its people. The story of those actions traveled the world, making everyone afraid of the "people from the sea," even the Greeks who WERE the people from the sea.
The suitors cried about the laws not being upheld for them but were unwilling to uphold them themselves. The same society was terrified of this invisible enemy that would invade because of their lack of morals, unaware that THEY are the ones who broke the laws first. They are their own boogeyman. The fear of foreignors was never about the actions of foreignors but their own actions.
The gods haunt the narrative as an ideal. If they were confirmed real, then this movie becomes a warning against breaking away from "the correct religion." Instead, it is a warning of how mutual care and respect for your fellow man, whether gods exist or not, is the backbone of society, and without it, morality becomes something to twist and fear monger.
The gods couldn't exist in this adaptation, so a lot of the plot points involving the gods had to be changed or left out. "Nobody" only matters if Odysseus doxxes himself for poseidon to punish. (The crew members insisting that they definitely heard the cyclops say posiedon and jumping to the conclusion that he was poseidon's son and they were cursed was a great change in my opinion.) The wind bag can only exist if the gods exist. Athena can only guide Telemechus and Odysseus if the gods exist. ("Athena" potentially only being Odysseus's guilt for the preistess he let die who only shows up in times where his actions in Troy are thematically important was *chef's kiss*.) The Trojan War is only a war sanctioned by the gods if the gods exist. Odysseus being stuck with Calypso for so long needs another reason (the lotus) if it's not by the will of the gods. What would Circe and Calypso be like if they weren't eternal goddesses? Did the crew go to Hades, or did they just perform a spell that raised the dead?
Magic and Monsters can still exist without the gods, and everything else can be explained by superstition, nature, and bad luck. The ideal of the gods haunt the narrative so wonderfully.
I'm not a fan of Nolan's directorial aesthetic, but for the themes he wanted to explore, I think this was a fantastic retelling of the original. Accuracy isn't and shouldn't always be the goal. Sometimes, taking an existing story and making something new in order to speak to a different aspect of humanity is all we can really hope for.
This doesn't mean people HAVE to like it. There are plenty of "good" movies that I do not enjoy watching. However, acting like it's an objective thing to say that this was a failure of an adaptation is very annoying. It's a subjective opinion of art.

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hmmmmm Bruce getting hit with some sort of fear gas and it makes him break down crying and hes weak and desperate and the kids drag him back into the Cave and he starts sobbing about how he forgives them for everything and loves them but instead of it being a Positive interaction the batkids get offended because what do they have to apologize for- how dare he imply that by forgiving them??? so then Bruce wakes up alone from this Ordeal and his kids won't talk to him because they're upset and he doesn't remember any of it and doesn't know why they're being like this hmmmm
alternatively hmmm he was actually hallucinating and thought they were his parents screaming and apologizing to him for leaving so he was begging them that he forgives them and they can come home please they don't have to stay away just because of him he forgives them please come home hmmmm
*with a completely straight face* Dry humor? I don't even know her.
this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this
im never leaving this hellsite
i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea
I hate my life I’m going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] Graceland Graceland Memphis Tennessee

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I feel like many of us are carrying the reminders of every glove thats laid us down and cut us, and we cry out in anger and shame that we're gonna leave but ☝️ we're still fucking here.
honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible
i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”
I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.
No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.
…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.
mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone
I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them
I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic.
If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.