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“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.”
Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

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Pick a quote from a Milk Carton Kids show that I've been to
You wanna do your cancer song now?
We're fresh off our third Grammy loss!
*after receiving recognition applause* This could be so many of our songs.
Darlingside found jorts for me!
This is a new one! *plays Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd*
You should come to our songwriting camp. It's very expensive!
If there was a Grammy for Best 5-Minute Heartbreaking Dirge, this one would win.
Next time you shriek from the audience, say something shorter!
Is that how the song starts? You tell me to eat shit and then we go?
You can sing along, just have some self-awareness.
The music sucks but we are best friends.
-Joey Ryan, The Milk Carton Kids
The Batfamily
i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense
holy shit.
You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.
Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
Batlantern to cure my artblock
actually losing my mind over the nearly Confession In The Rain style argument that Benton and Carter have
Carter seeking Benton's approval and literally begging that "I earned your respect!" because he wants nothing more than Benton to See him- especially since he left Surgery and they aren't interacting as much anymore
Benton confessing that he gave Carter everything- that he went above and beyond what he normally would have done for a med student- that he cared for Carter beyond the normal realms of what was appropriate and how when it mattered Carter did not go to him but instead went to fucking Anspaugh and how that genuinely hurt him (and he seems to be near tears like HELLO)
The way Carter immediately clocks it and apologizes for it because "You're right. I'm sorry." He was just afraid Benton might be the only person who could talk him out of it because he respects Benton that much more than everyone and anyone else
Benton's parting words of "Stop seeking my approval" and the way they both know it isn't possible in the slightest
And then the immediate next episode having Benton approach Carter after shift first and then immediately within like the first two sentences scoffing about the other surgeon Dale and saying "You're twice the surgeon he'll ever be." And the way Carter is surprised but pleased and manages to play it off cool because he's trying not to Seek Approval the way he was told to do (inherently seeking approval for doing Good and not seeking approval)
The way Carter is like... the only person who was told/knows about Peter having a child and Benton actually being open and willingly talking about it when he asks and shutting down anyone else who talks about it
They make me insane I'm fine
no, actually, the trope that 'everyone is scared of [blank] except her/him' is bullshit and I don't like it
They need to be fucking terrifying. To everyone.
He/She needs to be absolutely horrified and terrified and fucking scared out of their mind of them.
They need to change, for them.
I would be kind for you.
It's absolutely ridiculous that someone is The Bad Guy or the Morally Grey one and everyone except the love interest is scared of them. No.
The love interest needs to be equally as terrified as everyone else. Maybe they're better at hiding it, maybe they're a good liar, sure, I'll buy that. But they need to be afraid.
It is necessary for the Bad One to do something scary and to turn around and see that they are scary. See the impact they have.
Don't piss me off with that 'no no its hot'.
No it isn't.
There is nothing attractive about someone Being Scary and Striking Fear. That's a toxic mindset.
If it's protective- yes, sure. If they're scary only to specific people who deserve to be scared- yes, that's great I love that.
But if they are a Bad Person/Morally Grey who is just scary in general to everyone then their love interest should not be the exception. That takes away so much opportunity for growth and just frankly is unrealistic. Let them be horrifying and let them hate it. Let them hate it enough to change.
Unless they're both freaks and the being scary thing is like a major point of interest in like a Villain x Villain type way then hell yea sign me up

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Stony idea where deeply religious Steve is hanging with Le Boys during a party and they're all getting progressively drunk and laughing and yk its good times
Then Sam asks the age old, classic question, leaning heavily on Bucky and slurring his speech a little "Hey Stevo, would you suck a dick for a million dollars?"
Steve chokes on his drink. Bucky and Rhodey and Thor are laughing. Bruce is shaking his head, rolling his eyes at them. Clint is already yelling 'Yeah I'd do it for fifty bucks bro are you kidding Ive got rent to pay'
Meanwhile Tony is suspiciously quiet, watching him.
Steve laughs it off, shakes his head. They move on from the topic
Later he's heading back to his room, its an empty hallway, and Tony appears.
"Two million?" He asks.
Steve stares at him, uncomprehending.
"Three million? How much would it take, Steve? How much would it cost me?"
genuine question: is there like a special seminar or something that cameramen go to where they learn to take a picture of That Celebrity Pairing that is rumored to have something more going on where it showcases the wedding ring of one of them So Clearly and Sharply Contrasted against the space where they are touching the other person
listen I'm not a SuperBat shipper-
but the concept of a toxic Superman and his unwilling pet Batman??
Superman who has super hearing and is constantly monitoring Bruce without his consent and butting into his life any time he disagrees with anything happening without Bruce's permission
Clark who dismisses Bruce's pleas to stop, who refuses to be broken up with and shows up anyway and honestly what can Bruce do to stop him?
Denying him and complaining just makes him angry and an Angry Superman is a dangerous one so Bruce just reluctantly has to go along with everything in order to ensure no one else gets hurt
Bruce who slowly starts to lose friends- not only as Batman but as Bruce too- because anytime anyone says anything Clark doesn't agree with around Bruce Superman appears and whisks him away and gets angry
Clark isolating Bruce from everyone else because they don't understand him or they don't treat him as well as Clark does or etc etc etc
Maybe it's a SuperBat that hasn't done an identity reveal yet only Superman obviously knows who Bruce is but the same cannot be said in return
Batman is known to be a little standoffish- maybe its still early stages of the League- so as Superman continually steps between him and other Leaguers they just think Clark is being a good person and taking Batman away before he pisses them off because obviously Superman is the level headed, reasonable one who is taking one for the team by interfering with every conversation Batman has duh
Just Bruce who slowly becomes relevant only in regards to Superman.
He's benched from Gotham and from being Batman because it's too dangerous and any time he tries to escape or protest Clark breaks his legs in anger and afterwards feels remorse but not enough because Bruce cannot move and if he cannot move then he cannot get himself hurt.
It's better if Clark is the one hurting him rather than villains since Clark loves him and only wants whats best for him!
anyway. Just super toxic SuperBat is the thing that makes that ship compelling to me lol
gonna start randomly just killing off characters in my fics that aren't Relevant To The Plot
will it add any substance to the fic? no, not at all
are they haunting the narrative, is it important that they're dead? Not even a little bit, it'll just be mentioned as an offhanded comment probably
will it amuse me? greatly
i love tagging a post that is specifically about the solo career of an artist by their old band name
like yessss you think you escaped them bc I am making a Solo Post abt you but they are alwayssss lurking in the tags hehehe

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This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.
What the fuck
i-
….thank you tumblr??
hm.
I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives
oh my god
what the FUCK????
who blows air into a coochie??
Is this a normal thing men do?????
Not my usual reblog but.. yk. Don’t. Do that.
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Something like this would be so colossally helpful. I'm sick and tired of trying to research specific clothing from any given culture and being met with either racist stereotypical costumes worn by yt people or ai generated garbage nonsense, and trying to be hyper specific with searches yields fuck all. Like I generally just cannot trust the legitimacy of most search results at this point. It's extremely frustrating. If there are good resources for this then they're buried deep under all the other bullshit, and idk where to start looking.
>:)c
May I present to you, nationalclothing.org?
It doesn't have everything, but it's still my first source when researching traditional clothing from other cultures.
There's also this resource on historical fashion: Claire’s Historical Fashion Reference & Resources
another addition as far as physical media goes there is the encyclopedia of national dress (that i still need to buy myself bc this kind of thing is super important to my sort of fantasy designing) but yes i do agree i wish there was EVEN MORE documentation on this
Reblogging to spread awareness
the goldmine folks