I, Trash

be the surreal nonsense you wish to see in the world

BIG MOOD

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

He should not be forgotten…

REBLOG IF: You are open to answer any personal questions anon or not 😏

i cried during Love, Simon and also got rlly mad at his friends like??? he just got outed to the whole school and ur gonna ditch him?? like sure yeah be mad but wtf

SOMEONE ELSE SAID IT

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

wow I can’t believe janelle monae invented eating pussy 

I mean, I can

Being visible is the worst! Having a physical form is abominable! Public spaces are a nightmare! If you see me outside no you don’t!

Mood

this post is making straight cis white ppl angry keep reblogging it

“Because some people are.”

sure, not all men, but a lot of men, and we have no way of knowing which ones

“sure, not all muslims, but a lot of muslims, and we have no way of knowing which ones.”

This deserves much more than 294 notes

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

March 15 again and here we go…

DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD

JUST LIKE “SHUCKS” IT’S A MIXTURE OF “SHIT” AND “FUCK” AND THEN YOU REALIZE THAT GOOFY USED TO SAY THAT ALL THE DAMN TIME

I FIGURED THOSE BOTH OUT AT 4:37 AM IN THE MORNING EATING A BOWL OF MAC AND CHEESE IN THE DARK

I AM TOO HIGH FOR THIS

like a double negative, it cancels itself out, it is a safe bad word now

like sodium and chlorine

Thanks, science side

Gay culture is being just a little bit in love with all your friends

It’s what they deserve