Why Am I Awkward

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW, THAT’S WHAT MY BABY SAYS

”I call it the Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transporter, or Bo-At for short.”

”I’m not crying, I’m just sweating through my eyes”

when they all shrunk themselves and Baljeet got stuck on top of the lamp with the dead flies

“My name is Doof, and you’ll do what I say, whoop whoop!”

Candace’s voice when she had an allergic reaction to wild parsnips

“Ah, Perry The Platypus, your timing is incredible.  And by incredible, I mean comPLETELY CREDIBLE!!!”

Buford’s cupid costume

”I never leave home without my velvet rope!” “Where do you keep that?” “I’ll never tell.”

”So, do I know romance or what?”  “What.”  “I said, do I know romanc–” “I heard you”

Phineas’s dAMN OBLIVIOUSNESS.  LIKE, ISABELLA MAKES IT SO CLEAR THAT SHE LIKES HIM BUT THE BOY CAN’T TAKE A HINT

Marty the rabbit boy and his musical blender

”We small band of brothers…and girl from across the street”

”What did you think? A (insert name of object) was just going to fall out of the sky?” *said object falls out of the sky*

STAR WARS CROSSOVER

MARVEL CROSSOVER

when Doofenshmirtz gets glue all over his hands and they get stuck to records, and Perry uses the body control helmet to make Doof create what’s arguably the greatest song ever

Running from love in a bear suit

that one time Alex Hirsch guest starred as a talking juice box

“Paulllll Bunyan’s!  Where the food is good (but not too good, eh?)”

“Mom!  Phineas and Ferb made me!”  “I have some stretch marks that would suggest otherwise.”

Baljeet and Buford’s bromance

the episode when they got the band back together.  Just…that episode in its entirety.

“Hit it Carl!”  “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”  *Carl pulls lever anyway*

when Isabella out-cuted the Meaps with her own natural cuteness

“It’s a scientific fact!”

“I’m you from the future!”  “Wait, I am not Indian in the future?”

“I feel reasonably sure it’s over this time.  No, wait, he’s up AGAIIIIN”

when Perry bit Doofenshmirtz’s finger and Phineas says “Perry, no!  We do not bite the elderly!”

Ferb’s adorable crush on Vanessa

when Baljeet accidentally takes a rock and roll summer class and gets mad because it’s not graded, and performs one hell of a song

Planty the Potted Plant

“GET ON THE TRIKE!!!”

Carl’s “Dr. Coconut” dance

Tuff Shoo Laysizz

“TREES ARE MADE OF WOOD”

O.W.C.A. Secret Headquarters (pay no attention to this sign)

“My watermelon!”

the giant floating baby head

Lots of me

when Doof got zapped with the ugly-inator and nothing changed

Announcer: And now, our hosts, from opposite ends of the moral, ethical and philosophical spectrum, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Major Francis Monogram!

Major Monogram: Hello Danville!

Doofenshmirtz: Yes, we’re taking a break from our usual hostili—hold on, I’ve gotta go back one. Your first name is Frances?

Major Monogram: Yes. Spelled with an i.

Doofenshmirtz: Spelled with an i? Wouldn’t that be “Frinces?”

Major Monogram: No, F-R-A-N-C-I-S. It’s the masculine spelling.

Doofenshmirtz: Francis?

Major Monogram: Yes. Anyway, we’re not here to discuss my name. We’re here because kids all over the world logged on to vote for their favorite Phineas and Ferb music videos. And we’re countin’ ‘em down! Starting with number 10. Are ya ready, Dr. D?

Doofenshmirtz: Fran, Frances, Franny. Yes, very macho.

and im there like 

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin djúpt í míni sál í míni sál Í hjartanum logar brennandi bál brennandi bál

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin inn í hjartarót í hjartarót Eyga mítt festist har ið galdramaður stóð

English translation:

Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire

this same species is also trained to identify tuberculosis in samples by smell, meaning they can test for TB at a rapid rate with a high accuracy :)

2: threw the punk who took the opportunity to get in a cheap shot on the dude he just took out

3: backed off after the fight ended

4: let everyone else know what they did wrong and put them in their place

5: didn’t get involved till he had to