i fucked woke grok

wheres waldo speedrunner

peekaboo speedrunner

I think grindr should change the "someone tapped you" to "someone touched you..." and ! they have to keep the ellipses

clickbaitjob from a girl with huge thumbnails

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys

the family computer is a sort of dead wife

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass