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tied up the white boy! #tiedupwhiteboythursday (thursday because this happened yesterday)

WHOS WHITE BOY IS THIS ?

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my coworker :)

moldfucker

what in the jigsaw are you doing to your coworker. you fascinate me immensely

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ok to be fair it was his idea

moldfucker

IT WAS HIS IDEA ?????

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well yes

public-transit

everything about this post is just so upsetting

bunniope

Yoda's Egg - A Star Wars Poem

O, I wish I had a Yoda's egg,

Big and wrinkly and green.

I wish I had a Yoda's egg,

Leathery and with oily sheen.

A Yoda's Egg could bring such joy,

Both to girl and to boy.

O, I wish I had a Yoda's egg,

So full of verdant slime.

A Yoda's egg, a Yoda's egg,

It smells of piss and lime.

Why, a Yoda's egg for breakfast is quite a lovely treat,

When, O when will Yoda's egg, appear afore my feet?

bafahy

How parents look at you when you have no car + no health insurance and you just blew 3 weeks pay on sailing lessons for you and your alcoholic friend.

bafahy

What do y’all know about this

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columbiforme

one low/no empathy person who is trying their best to be kind and compassionate is worth a million '''empaths''' who use their 'high empathy' as an excuse to treat people they don't vibe with like shit

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koiagain

”Get out of ur comfort zone” i have never been comfortable Ever in my life

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pnf au where everything is the same except phineas’ head is a dodecahedron

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jesus fuck

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phineas and ferb heritage post

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Calobi is now My Drawing.

mandi-bul

Meal

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You can tell Robert Chase is a woman because there's always a man in her business.

smhmyheaddude

well how can i refuse if it came straight from an orc

pawberri

Someday people are going to post ads like this with captions like "the future we were promised..."

pawberri

Understanding that there is no objectively good art has many benefits, but a favorite of mine is being granted the ability to see that you hate corporate memphis for the same reason people hated fruitiger aero ten years ago, and that people will like corporate memphis ten years from now for the same reason you like fruitiger aero now: because it's the opposite of the thing that's in popular use right now, and reminds you of being ten years younger

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The process is beginning

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bonerfart

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”

Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007

They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it

When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page

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(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

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