Noah

Deeply embarrassing confession during quarantine I struggled with brushing my teeth for the recommended time and so I got a “tooth brushing” song so every morning and evening for a year long I brushed my teeth to the hermitcraft rap that is excactly as bad as youd think a rap song written and performed by white people who play minecraft for a living is but it was perfect for brushing your teeth to and I’ve never found a replacement since can they get back in the booth

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

go to mariowiki.com for more info. like about this in particular but also just in general. you can learn a lot on that website

i’m so tired of being told that what female fans want in men’s sports is more fashion and champagne and over the top displays of wealth and wag content when really what women want is, like, a sport where the managers and players and marketers and male fans aren’t raging misogynists

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

Spongebob didn’t swallow cum or eat ass or have clinical depression or any of this stuff on these memes he loved his friends and making krabby patties

why is this in past tense spongebob is still alive 

It’s in past tense because he does all of that now