Noah

#do cedar waxwings ever eat anything besides photogenic red berries#do cedar waxwings ever do anything besides eating photogenic red berries#is there any way this child can get its parent to stop feeding it photogenic red berries

watch how many berries I can cram into this other bird

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

what's the most ridiculous reason you've ever blocked someone. I'm talking complete nonissues. things that don't even matter. I've blocked someone for saying cloven hooves look ugly on unicorns

much like how kris deltarune is a character who is nominally under the player's control but does not agree with, can and will defy the actions of the player, i believe mario of the super 64 variety is a similar kind of character, in that he will frequently defy the inputs you put on your controller, and his singular greatest joy is throwing himself into the nearest death pit. not because he has any particular animosity towards the player. he just fucking loves to die

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

ok this level of simultaneous vague and direct psychological horror hasn't been expressed since Amnesia Was her Name

apparently im not allowed to go 2 the gas station and fill uo my car anymore because apparently im not allowed to try to buy all of the heinekens in tge fridge even though i needed rhem all 2 stock up 4 my fuck lifr + i had to buy them all at the same time or else other people wpuld buy them and i wouldnt have everything oi need overall very umprofessional treatmenet from that stuid shithole im taking my busintelsswhere from now on and i hope someone trys to smoke there snd it all blows up Lol sorry for saying ot but it's true

it will be a full decade this october and i will still never forgive them for calling a yaoi "yuri on ice"

actually i do think its fun that theyre opening a real life freddy fazbears pizza location but it will only be accurate if its built on top of another fake pizzeria which is built on top of a suburban house which is built on top of an underground animatronic testing/rental facility which is built on top of a costume factory from the 70s