Noah

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

in all fairness, toddlers are funny as fuck. babies will cry because they are experiencing at least ten different senses for the first time all at once and it’s a bit overwhelming for them. fair enough. toddlers will make the most wretched sound you’ve ever heard because you wouldn’t let them run out into a car park and die

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this