Noah

Oh hey look it’s me! I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah

*Banging table* CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES

hE WEARING AN ED EDD AND EDDY SHIRT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT ABoUT THIS

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

now with fish

every time i listen to a panic at the disco song i get upset because i remember how bad brendon urie fumbled literally every single part of his stupid ass life instead of shutting the hell up and singing

official aromantic post

i will personally never understand that thing people do when theyre like "i thought this was a good piece of art until i realised its fetish/pornographic" like why does art lose value if the artist was a little horny when they made it. why is that so scary. im sure a lot of the old masters were doing portraits of their lovers slightly bricked up & theyre still displayed in museums. why is sexual arousal not an acceptable source of inspiration when like every other emotion is. well i mean i know why sadly but i do not like it so i'll continue to complain about it

Insane Clown Posse

Insane clown pupy

there is a part of my brain that would get great sexual satisfaction out of being chained up imprisoned in a basement for a week but also i think i couldn’t ever do it if even for kink because i need my iced coffee and screen time badly