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iiiiin west philadelphia, born and raised, on the playgroud is where i spent most of my days. longing for angelica, missing my wife. that’s when miss mariah reynolds walked into my life.

Holy fuck she knew

which is why the whole cape thing hit so hard. she didnt see it coming

I love the idea of a Super whose power is to amazingly see into the future and she just uses it for fashion design.

Oh look is me

omg it’s so much better with the conclusion

“The systemic barrier has been removed.”

I have never understood why the example for this is 3 people who are attempting to view a professional baseball game they obviously shouldn’t be seeing in the first place. They don’t have seats! They didn’t pay for tickets!

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.

this has gained over 18,000 notes in the last 24 hours and I feel the need to tell y’all that I’ve never seen a star wars movie all the way through. when I wrote this I was 100% relying on the hope that he didn’t run in the films or some nerd was gonna drag my ass

Elf: “please no one wants to see your legs” Dwarf: “you keep it up and for every insult I’m gonna roll up my pant legs and by the end of this encounter I’ll be wearing booty shorts”

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

Holy………..shmokes…….

Accurate pic is accurate.