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Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful.
Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.
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I love history.
Role models tho.
The gay one
No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history!
The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this.
But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.”
So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“
God, I adore history.
”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”
Okay but what do we know about the gay one
i check the nintendo switch subreddit for news from time to time, and this was one of the trending posts for today. how cute…
this is the most heartwarming shit.
this is what makes Kirby so great <3
To murder a song is to sing or play it terribly, but to kill a song is to sing or play it brilliantly

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[id: an old-fashioned ink drawing of a knife, a fork, and a spoon, labeled Cuterly, Stablery, and Scooplery. /end id]
asklfjals;kfh the producers of will and grace were really out there straightbaiting in 1998

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How Big is Are Things?
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love it how cats dilate their pupils to indicate it’s time to be Fucking Stupid. wish i could do that
that painting of dante and virgil where they look like they’ve accidentally walked into a gay bath house
“YOU SAID THIS WAS A GYM”
Everytime I look at the devil in the background I fucking laugh.
What the fuck
I cannot believe….
y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!
Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

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