hermitcraft quotes

grian: an elf? is that what it is?

scar: yeah, what kind of elf?

grian: …… spanish?

scar:

scar: a tree elf.

wels:

doc: …… why did i just say that?

iskall: i like how you’re just standing on the side-

stress: we’ll i ain’t getting involved! there’s a little geezer behind you! oh and there’s more falling down.

iskall: alright. are you okay over there though stress? are you alright back there?

stress: yeah. yeah, i’m not getting involved.

iskall: okay just making sure. you’re okay, you’re warm and cozy back there?

stress: yeah, yeah.

iskall: yeah? okay, that’s good then.

stress: how’s it going?

iskall: yeah! no, not bad. busy, you know.

stress: hey there’s a zombie!

iskall: wait, this was your idea!

tubbo: to be fair, i missed the first hour and a half of that

stress: hang on, why’d you do that? can’t we just use boats?

impulse: ……

impulse: so we’re covering the hole as soon as he jumps right?

joehills: unless you want to travel shorter distances