Kiana Khansmith
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should probably put this near the top just to remind others and myself of what "Hermit Dreams" is supposed to be, heh
wow i haven't updated my bio in a while, still says "almost" 10 years of this avatar.
it has been 10 years as of October
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@copperbadge this seems up your alley
If the system ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess! Accounting may not be the oldest profession, but someone had to keep the books for them.
I mean, in theory I know that Excel is based on the structure of earlier accounting technology that's been around for hundreds of years -- what do we think we did to track commerce before computers? -- but it still kind of blows my mind to, for example, look at my ancestor's journal from a whaling voyage in 1770 and see spreadsheets in the back.
i love how weird kids are. they make up the most bizarre stuff when left to their own devices and it's never what an adult would naively predict a kid would do in their imaginative play
my friend's 5 year old recently got a toy veterinary medicine set - it's super cool, like one of those mini play kitchens a lot of kids have, but it's set up to pretend to be a vet (it's this thing) - it has stuffed animals and things to weigh them, give them medicine, take x-rays, write on their charts, etc.
so this kid, who is five and to my knowledge has no experience in the administrative bureaucracy of modern healthcare, puts a stuffed pig named Piggy on the exam table. she pretends to draw blood from Piggy using a fake syringe, and the blood goes into a toy test tube vial that she calls "the resulter"
i'm playing with her, right, so i'm like, awesome, what are the results of Piggy's blood test? and she says "we have to send it to the scientists." so we send the vial to the scientists (put it in her bedroom) and when we get back to the vet playset i'm like awesome what did the scientists say? and she says they have not gotten back to us yet
so she rolls her eyes, exasperated, and says we have to call the scientists. she pretends to call them. apparently, they tell her that Piggy's blood test is "at the bottom of the list" and "we have to WAIT." she frowns. we wait a bit longer and call them back. they tell us it will be a while! she says we should go ask the scientists in person so we go back to her bedroom and she inquires at this imaginary lab, at which point the scientists yell at her and tell her now they will make us wait even longer!
keep in mind she is 100% directing this play. she is making all this up. she is fully in control of this game, and she has decided that what we are going to pretend is that we are dealing with this exhausting nonsense, not actually treating Piggy.
finally the blood tests come back. they are inconclusive. the scientists do not know what is wrong with Piggy. the little girl walks back to the stuffed pig on the exam table, sighs deeply, and says in a very serious voice "we can never help you."
i'm obsessed with this kid. when given complete control over a make believe scenario, instead of becoming the heroic rescuer administering effective cures, she is instead a beleaguered vet making multiple calls to an overworked lab only to be left unable to help her patient.
10/10 no notes. kids are amazing
I used to watch a toddler and this one time she decided that my arm stretched across a doorway was a magic portal to other lands. My arm was a boom gate type of thing that had to raise up to let her go through the portal. I was like, cool, we're gonna go on adventures in some imaginary world full of stuff she likes.
Nope, she spent an hour troubleshooting and repairing the gate, which was broken in multiple ways. We never activated it.
Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show
Isn’t it kind of fun how when your life sucks you just can’t talk about it with anyone
I’m serious though. When your life reaches a degree of suckage, you find yourself having to look elsewhere for anything at all to talk about. The things going on in your life are trauma dumping. Your past is probably also trauma dumping. So you have to get really weird about specific things or hope that others want to talk to you, because very quickly people are going to develop an aversion to you and the way your life sucks. Unless you just don’t talk about it
It’s socially isolating, which is dangerous—when you’re in this sort of situation, community is the difference between life and death, housing and homelessness.
I think the collective prioritization of comfort first is hurting people in a real and material sense
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my boobs are certified disgusting according to an anon terf ask. they haven't even seen the half of it, they don't know about the slime that my boobs ooze
NO FRIENDSHIP DECAY i love you forever please keep reaching out
Frankly, I don't buy the theory that the repeated sweeping deletions of trans women's blogs have principally been the product of bad-faith mass reporting campaigns abusing automated moderation. I've been falsely mass-reported before, on multiple occasions, and nothing's ever come of it. Someone is pulling that trigger.
i have almost completely forgotten what activities I have available to me. or I've lost interest in everything.
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hey if anyone has any of my old posts could you send them to me... i feel like nobody remembers who i am so nobody cares enough to donate to keep us alive, this is all i have and i already lost it
I thought I was just exaggerating and whining but I might actually be less significant than the average person. that is, fewer people are willing to reach out to me and befriend me. I don't offer as much for them or for myself for that matter.
I appreciate the people that do check in every day probably more than they think it should be appreciated. I appreciate the people that don't break contact with me, especially when I'm like this.
we are kind of in "fetish world where everyone does my fetish" but the fetish is heteromonogamy
"I feel an aching desire to speak to you and take up your time and attention" most normal thing to think about someone
Real normal reblog to like ratio on this one girls
me @ myself: you’re annoying tbh
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this whole “sorry about your blog, just log off” stuff is a very important reminder that the average tme person fundamentally believes that trans women are exaggerating or flat out lying about the difficulty of our daily lives
when a tme person hears something like “i am suicidal every day” they will translate that to “i am suicidal some days, but not often”
if they hear “i am unemployed” they will imagine you have a source of easy income outside of employment
if they hear “i am homeless” they will imagine that you must have a place to stay even if it’s not your own
a lot of things these people say will make more sense when you remember that they largely believe that tma people are hysterical and our lives really aren’t so bad if we’d just pull ourselves up by the boot straps
I hope the next 4chan post that gets adapted into an indie film is Bridget Forcefem Tulpa
