Quid fac nos stabit quia?

That one clip of Brennan Lee Mulligan in game changer saying "I can set my own standard for what success looks like, and it always looks like trying your best" has done more for me than therapy ever has

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

“ur so chill” thanks i am completely disconnected from reality right now

all I want in life is financial stability, consistent kinky sex, and good food.

my teeth hurt just looking at this. like these made my teeth hurt. not from eating them. just the way they felt.

[ID: the german flag]

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

did you just fucking have this