haters will say its fake

it's soooo messed up how you have to go and do work to get money. im literally a cute girl

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

rpf isn’t enough i need a sex tape

(remembers that the magic lies within mine and my friends’ imaginations) I have no need of material objects

(remembers one sexual encounter does not define the entire sexual dynamic of a relationship) i need several dozen sex tapes

the Beatles would exist in star wars but they'd be actual beetles. they'd look like the real Beatles but w like insect antenna and they'd be part of an alien species who are all musicians. they'd all have star warsed versions of their names except for Ringo bcos Ringo Starr is already a star wars name.

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

slow and slutty wins the race

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason