haters will say its fake

it's soooo messed up how you have to go and do work to get money. im literally a cute girl

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s