this is not a place of honor.

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

holy FUCK.

I’ll probably always reblog this cuz it’s just mind-blowing, holy cow

this is a fake problem that only exists on social media but you ever notice how sometimes people will take a completely normal and healthy fictional relationship and be like “oh they’re master and dog oh they’re king and lionheart oh they’re doing ethel cain they’re doing i’m your man by mitski” like yeah sure have your fun. but those guys are at best 2.5 kids in the suburbs and the only dog there is their samoyed

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

the thing about CC is that she did plagiarize. she was found guilty of plagiarism and banned from fanfiction dot net! she plagiarized pamela dean, among others, and lied about it repeatedly! it happened! and regardless of whatever else she writes, regardless of whether the publishing industry and her fans trust her not to do it again, regardless of how many times her wikipedia page gets scrubbed clean, that will always have happened! so it is not in fact cruel gossip, but a factually true statement, to say that she plagiarized and i'm not interested in supporting her or giving her the benefit of the doubt because she plagiarized and lied about it repeatedly! fuck!

zutara is part of what i call the Trifecta of Bullshit, consisting of three very popular heterosexual ships that have no basis in canon and involve a morally gray male character that's heavily desired by the general fanbase and a female character that is easy to project onto and in fanfiction, is unlike their canon self, because it's the idealized fantasy version of the reader. the ships are dramione, reylo, and zutara.