the funny pages

What the fuck

You are not like the unabomber. I don't think you've ever bombed anything. In fact, you're on tumblr.com making posts. The Unabomber would not have done that.

Dat perspective tho

Honestly this shit is impressive

cool. why the possum

he's a comrade

Anti war activist Harvey Milk. That Harvey Milk. Cool cool cool cool cool

Fun fact. Harvey milk was dishonorably discharged from the military for being gay. Years after his death, the military sought to make amends and change the status of his discharge, however, Harvey Milk’s family refused. They preferred that Harvey’s dishonorable discharge stay on record indefinitely so no one would forget the military’s history of discrimination.

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

if a post has over 10,000 notes you don’t need to say anything. they already know. whatever you’re going to say op has already heard it

yesbut. if it has over 50k notes. i am not talking to OP. OP has already tuned out. post is public property. I am talking to people on my dash. Sorry OP.

So you’re just going to use eminent domain like that, huh.

Wait youre telling me in the usa if youre sick you cant just show up to a hospital, get checked, sent home and get your day paid by the social security or sometimws your job?

Nope we just gotta walk it off

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense