FBI(Full Bi)

Toddler Obi-Wan having a GREAT time! Meeting so many new people! Uppies! Yaaaaay! Meanwhile JANGO is loving this sweet new "actually, fuck off and die maybe?" Final trump card he now possesses. VERY 10 year old of him.

Jaster is probably like "pls. Son. Pls give back the tiny adorable cursed baby. You can't keep him." "But I wanna! We bonded! He does tricks!" "Sweetie, he's not a strill."

*twitchy, feral Jedi Temple Guard LOOMING in the background here to retrieve their STOLEN BABY CHILD* 👁👁🔪

I read a few fics where Jaster was like “we gotta secure this opportunity!” In relation to obi-wan and throws his son at into the ring

for @keensers @adiduck, Edge of Providence is one of my all-time favorites I had the thumbnail for this cover page for a year at this point, pretty much the moment I finished reading I sketched some covers, and now I'm confident enough of my ability to do it justice, I hope you two like it as well!

(Version without the title bellow)

only... he left his saber and robes back on the death star.

Obi-Wan is now 1. in his younger body, 2. somewhen in the past, and 3. butt ass naked. (yes this is connected to my crack post)

the main image I have in my head is Obi-Wan just appearing in the middle of a battle field, naked as the day he was born and just scarring everyone in his vicinity. meanwhile obi-wan is just so nonchalant about it all.

"oh dear, the force seems to have trouble transporting non organics through time. well it tried its best. does anyone have a spare robe by chance? it's ok if not."

and everyone around him is a blushing mess, because "holy shit a pretty Jedi just appeared outta thin air, naked. How is this holo-porn trope happening in real life!?"

Quinlan sewing fox toys for Fox.

Ahsoka's dresses making more sense as she gets older because she made them herself. And as ridiculous as it was, a tube top & skirt was the easiest combo a 14 year old could make.

(In a happier world, thinking about the Jedi teaching their clones how to sew after the war, because while the clones can sew it wasn't for aesthetic purposes. Just for survival. The Kaminoans never really taught them how.

And when the clones are eventually do make their own money, and are granted their rights, refusing gifts from the Jedi when they can and actually buying their work. Because it's good fucking work.)

Imagining hours where the Jedi will sit in silence and just sew and embroidery their work. Sew together, alone.

Sew blankets, sew clothes, sew dolls, sew every and anything. Embroidery when they're done.

Teach sewing as stress relief. Teach their troopers sewing as stress relief. Do it themselves.

And years after the Fall of the Jedi, their embroidery and clothing being put in museums, respected. years of handmade and handsewn art and clothing displayed for all to see.

"Jedi Cloak by Jedi Master Shaak-Ti" "Obi-Wan Kenobi's thimble" "Stuffed Animal for a youngling by Yoda" "Mace Windu's portable sewing kit" "Gift to a trooper by Plo Koon"

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

She exchanged woman’s for man’s attire, and, no longer the most modest of maidens, began the life of a warlike rover. Enrolling in her service many maidens who were of the same mind, she happened to come to a spot where a band of rovers were lamenting the death of their captain, who had been lost in war; they made her their rover captain.

Sasha said that this Ballister has a sly face, and they finally let him to be evil.

"He's like yeayea, and then you show up and break something, aaannd I steal the gold, no matter why, and add more explosions at the end to be sure"

"I steal the gold" and gold doesn't mind, gold even likes it.