Misc.

i think it’s important everyone knows about the little roman girl who died at only five years and seven months old, and her grave reads "dum vixi, lusi" or "while i lived, i played"

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

This is a sign of a good hotel. Housekeepers are paid enough to care about small details and have enough time per room to goof around a little. If you have your stuffed animal tucked into bed you know there was enough time to pay attention to all the details of the room and that the rooms are cleaned well.

Ah yes, the Aborvid (abortion corvid)

@thatsonemorbidcorvid lets make this a symbol

“My body, my choice” is a feminist slogan, particularly about abortion, which is a right that women in many parts of the USA have recently had stripped away from them. Feminists are not obligated to carry other movements, and the fact that you think you get to tell us to stop using a slogan for our cause if we don’t also serve yours is breathtakingly entitled. Get your own slogan.

Men get on the internet every day and still say "have fun being a spinster" and "good luck with your cats and boxed wine" as if we're still scared of not being with them 😂

must be nice to be able to let things go, unfortunately everything that has ever happened to me never leaves my mind

it's like, I can't remember what I did two weeks ago but I can tell you all about something that made me cry when I was 14

baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????