Officially Trying My Best

the distant cousin of "she would not fucking say that" and it's "she would NOT fucking wear that" about modded outfits for video game characters

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

girls love me for my huge tits small dick winning personality and deep kindness. hiring managers? not so much.

i love the term "giving head". am i sucking her cock? eating her pussy? you don't know. i might be decapitated. i'm living my best life, fuck off.

Damn i wish i was eating pussy right now

girls deserve sloppy head too

me for sale

men are so fucking gross. why cant it ever be women leering over my posts and sending unsolicited dms

reblog to attract women who will leer over your posts and send you unsolicited dms

Best things a female character can be are angry, violent and covered with blood.

@demilypyro

Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"