Strangeland

can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??

The banana is upside down and I’m pretty sure Rosalie has half a block of Gouda cheese in front of her

How Bella managed to figure out they’re not humans is beyond me!

implying boomers wait and don’t just interrupt

Not a boomer. Theres nothing wrong with corporal punishment.

You would say that, tumblr user bondage king twelve

Whatever you say tumblr user guns and cuffs twelve

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since