Well, hello there!

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward…. paid.”

B A B E

i can’t wait to read this book tbh

the story is part one in a series she’s gonna write called “the 23 islands” and it’s about a planet with 23 island like lands that have like….. nothing around them?? an unknown drop and total darkness surrounding them, and each island is like a different thing?? idk how to explain it but one island is like an ancient rainforest and one is snowy mountains and one is like still in the middle ages but another has flying cars??? and it’s about a group of friends trying to find a way off their island because it’s dangerous there, and hopefully to a more habitable one??? i guess they don’t find it tho because each book is a different island

and that’s on executive dysfunction

I’m hungry but can’t make myself cook. Ok, I can grab ingredients and eat those - rolled up lunch meat, slice of cheese, and some crackers make a decent meal in a pinch 🤷🏻‍♀️

Your father will just have to wait for you.

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

Men’s section: here’s some quality fabric, come again when your shirt gets a small hole after 32 years

Men’s section: Oh, you wear this size from another store? Good thing everything is standardized and one pair should fit you!

Jack Robinson attempts flirting…

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen paperback classics featuring Richard Adams, Edgar Allan Poe, Simone de Beauvoir, J.R.R. Tolkien, Richard Wright, Harper Lee, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on May 8, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

N o t   t o   me.

#mondaypun

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen paperback classics featuring Richard Adams, Edgar Allan Poe, Simone de Beauvoir, J.R.R. Tolkien, Richard Wright, Harper Lee, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on April 25, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

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