katblazes

I wanna...be a forensic pathologist...and a museum curator..and a dancer.....and a CSI....and a phlebotomist....and an archivist...and a fashion designer....and a creative writer.....and a forensic anthropologist.....and a tattoo artist.....and a blood spatter analyst....and a historian.....and a baker.....and a librarian.....and a psychologist......and a psychiatrist.....and a singer.......and an EMT.....and a funeral director....and a detective........and...and..........

I have GOT to stop spending $30

shoutout to that time in middle school when i looped 'nights like these' by pigeon pit for like 3 hours straight. im frankly surprised im still alive

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

Installation art haters don't know how to sit in an uncomfortable room that makes you feel something you've never felt before

i have adhd, ive already against my will immersed myself in every possible form of discomfort just to get a little smackerel of stimulation, come back when it makes me feel something good ive never felt before.

i have adhd and your mom's giving me a little smackerel of stimulation on my cock to make me feel something good ive never felt before

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

Sometimes I can almost hear him.