do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

I know this has been said so many times in so many words but it is never any less infuriating that we never seem to have basic social services money but we always have fucking war crime money

fucking evergreen post I guess

(voice of someone who has seen over 100 fucking doctors) I do hope that one day my body may be well enough to permit me to venture outside once a fortnight

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

If I were a shapeshifter I'd turn into rare birds and go hang out downtown in front of large crowds to wreak havoc upon the local birdwatching community

And they'd all be like "omg Nico there was a king eider just walking around the central square you keep missing all these strange rare bird appearances I feel so bad for you" and I'd go Darn What A Shame If Only I'd Been There. I'd be just like Bruce Wayne fr

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday

it's already tuesday

just as i theorized.

They should invent sleep that works