only honest when it rains

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

person (non-practicing)

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

why do we always bash girls for poisoning their family with arsenic but never question if the family had bad vibes? or was unpleasant to be around?

men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched