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"Have you seen the news? Honestly, I don't think a vampire infestation is americas biggest problem right now."- Simon snow

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pas encore annoncĂ© aux copain-es, seulement 2 copines, aprĂšs 1 an et demi d'essais infructueux on attend enfin un bĂ©bĂ© et j'ai tellement hĂąte ??? d'autant que pour l'instant ça se passe vraiment facilement et bien (c'est d'autant plus surrĂ©aliste que la maison c'est toujours problĂšme sur problĂšme đ„ș)
A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:
I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.
Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"
Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.
[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]
Hello to everyone asking for an update!
The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.
Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."
Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.
Hey you guys should make this into a meme.
Hows this?
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I love it here.
is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

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the most devastating thing a ficwriter can do is delete their fic. i make a desperate appeal to all ficwriters, please, even if you think your work is shit, leave it on fanfic sites anyway. any piece of your work that you have done is extremely valuable and valid.
Where are people sharing fanmixes now (or even just fan mixes in the form of song lists)? I need a way to find new music without AI and Live Journal fanmixes are how I found some of my favorite songs and artists in the past.
Okay but can anyone articulate the mindset that leads older people to feel like they NEED to know people's gender identity all the time? Like what's going on there
Cause it feels like I've had a hundred xonversations with cis straight people around 40-60 years old that goes like
Person: Did you see that?
Me: See what?
Person: That. It, him, whatever they're called
Me: (Sees a femme with masculine features)
Me: What about them
Person: Well what is that? He's dressed in women's clothes, so is he-it, they- What does that mean?
Me: I mean. If you're concerned about pronouns you can probably ask
Person: But do I call it a Mister or a miss?
Me: Well uh. That depends on what they tell you but "them" is usually safe.... but based on their makeup, hair, and heels I don't think they'd be mad if you assumed thry were a lady
Me: So like. I'd say she's probably just. Here for the event
Person: That's fine, I get that, I don't have a problem with trans people, I just don't get how you're supposed to know
Person: Like how do you know if someone is transsexual or just cross dressing?
Me: Uhhhhhhhh
Me: I mean
Me: I don't know. Any cross dressers. Who would be offended by being pronoun'd by their outfit. But like.
Me: I guess if you choose wrong. And they correct you. Then you just.... apologize and use what they tell you?
Me: .... Do you plan on talking to them?
Person: No
Me: Then why d. Why does it matter
Person: I'm just trying to understand
Me: And that's great! But like. You don't need to
Person: What
Me: You don't need to. Necessarily. Understand. You know?
Person: Huh
Me: They're here for the event. You don't have to interact with them. In two hours they'll go home and you'll never see them again
Person: I'm just confused
Me: You're allowed to be confused
Me: You can stay confused
Me: It's not illegal
Like
I don't know how applied statistics works
Thats fine
I'm probably gonna die confused about that one
I don't need romance know the gender and physiology and medical history of a random stranger I'm never gonna talk to
Why do you need to know
Do you think they're gonna quiz you before they leave
Are you worried you're gonna get a bad grade
For my parents, who are more 70-80, it's because they grew up with gendered rules for social interactions, and it's an anxiety thing. (I also suspect they're both autistic, which might explain the panic about following social rules.) To them, interactions with men allow x,y,z and don't allow a,b,c. And the same for women. And if they don't know what someone's gender is, or if they know someone is nonbinary, they don't know which rules apply. And it panics them.
There is some of the usual pearl-clutching about "dangers" and such, but I'm not sure they really believe that under all the nonsense they've internalised. The more I've talked to them about these things and seen them interact with people, it really does seem to be about anxiety and not embarrassing themselves. They were taught to put people into boxes, and interact with them based on that. And that works well for them in 95% of conversations, and you can see the code switching, especially in my mum, when she's talking to a man vs a woman. But if she doesn't know which code to use? Pure panic. I've seen her basically have a meltdown once we get home about whether she handled the interaction properly. Whether she slighted the other person by doing something wrong. Whether they're off muttering about how terrible she is for something she said.
There's a lot of comments on this post about discrimination and such, and people like that definitely exist. Just wanted to point out that it isn't always that. Some people just got taught such strict gendered social rules, and nothing about just treating people like people, that they don't know how to navigate social interactions when those rules don't apply, and it stresses them out.
In addition, societies often run on a level of "knowing" that's used, oil-like, to smooth out social interactions---that you can look at someone and know a number of things about them: their gender, their class, their profession and/or the general nature of their immediate purpose (you dress differently to go to a funeral than you do to go to the grocery store), something about their relationships, and their general willingness to share a set of standards about how people should convey themselves.
A medieval Londoner could look at any stranger and tell if they were a servant or an apprentice or a storekeeper or an unmarried woman or a housewife (and how prosperous her husband was) or a lord or a nun or a priest or whatever; if two strangers came upon each other they knew at a glance who was to bow to whom (and life was a succession of giving and receiving small bows by way of passing acknowledgment) and whether they were of sufficiently compatable status to have a conversation or seek a friendship.
People's entire constructions of social interactions RAN on this shit for thousands of years. The intricacy and the importance of it has largely dropped, but when parents freaked out in the eighties over their son's long hair or housewives in the fifties refused to step out of doors without gloves, hat, and handbag, they were running on the social programs they grew up into and being protective of a type of status and respectability that had had real consequence in their lives.
And that consequence depended on the understanding that they didn't just have those things, they were those things. A lady was someone who had the personal skill and poise and attention to detail to pull off ladylike behavior (and the money to buy the necessary quality clothing and the leisure time to put herself together); faking it would have been no more expected than that an amateur would present herself as a prima ballerina by dancing across the stage; ladies, as well as other sorts of people, were self-proven by success.
A child who's grown to teenage years learning the concepts of freedom and truth and applying them to self-expression has largely inverted the order of operations their parents have used; instead of "I am a good, respectable high-status lady and therefore I wear the proper clothing and accessories with good grooming and good poise, and express my personal aesthetic preferences within that context" they get "I feel most myself and most comfortable with long hair and T-shirts and jewelry, this is WHO I AM, Dad, why are you persecuting me?" and the rigid standards that allowed Dad or Mom to access the securities of high social status according to the mores of their generation are subordinated or dismissed entirely, to the embarrassment and terror of their parents who viewed that respectability of dress and behavior as both security and privilege were aghast that their children would so willingly reject it, when it arguably was barely REAL to their children in the way it was to them, and functions more as prison than social status buff.
The idea of dressing purely for one's own aesthetic pleasure, let alone being a whole new gender, comes across as part neglect of a very important social function, and part pure dishonesty, to someone who depends on the structure granted by standards and assigned places in the standards. A paradigm shift in which rights replace responsibilities and in which gender is understood as a social construct rather than a force of nature, is not something they're well equipped to handle, and the translations and explanations have not been as useful as they could be.
Social mores and their use are a technology, in the widest sense of the word, and a lot of old people are in their "you met your fiance OVER THE INTERNET?!!! They could be anyone, you'll be murdered!" stage regarding the ability to choose to become something other than your family status and birth assigned you.
We're saying "assigned" as in "assigned gender at birth" should be a suggestion, and they're trying to wrap their heads around it not being a rule, and what it means when an island they've stood on since birth reveals itself to instead be a really big whale.
i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?
i think they're called catholics
"How do you read so many books??" I am simply trying to avoid reality, what are you doing

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THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away⊠An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the catâs funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who havenât read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. Sheâs now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now Iâm crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially âsecond tamaâ or âtama IIâ) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.
Iâm crying at 11pm over train cats
Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.
a legacy
okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because itâs a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back
âSun-tama-tamaâ (a pun off of âSantamaâ, lit. âthird Tamaâ) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tamaâs successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, âI will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.â [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tamaâs Twitter account.
Every time I see this post thereâs new info and it gets better
You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.
The shrine of Tama DaimyĆjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.
Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama DaimyĆjin on the anniversary of Tamaâs Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus canât hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)
you cannot pass without reblogging guys. iâm sorry, i donât make the rules.
You canât not reblog a goddess. Itâs just whatâs so. :)
So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.
And they are announcing the winner of the âup and coming godâ award, and of course, Yato thinks itâs him.
But no-
ITS TAMA!
I will not see Manhattan again. But if I can I will damn well take the train to Nitamaâs home station, some one of these days, and hope to greet the shrine of the Honorable Eternal Station Master.
I HIT YOU LIKE BANG, a timebomb / jinx & ekko playlist
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WE GOT HERE THE HARD WAY, a vi & jinx (arcane) playlist (happy birthday @kuchee, hope u like!!)
âș LISTEN
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I KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT // music to play while losing your virginity in a cave
01. bump nâ grind - r. kelly  02. letâs get it on - marvin gaye  03. love in this club (cave) - usher  04. your body is a wonderland - john mayer  05. I like it rough - lady gaga  06. Iâll make love 2 you - boyz ii men  07. letâs talk about sex - salt n pepa  08. bed - j holiday  09. I just had sex - lonely island // LISTEN

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Honestly I love how you listen to old school reggaeton đđ .. make a playlist if you havent already!!!
Old school reggaeton is my favorite and sure iâll do it. However: imma define âold school reggaetonâ as anything before 2010.  I know this isnt what most people would agree upon but âŠfuck it,  Most of what imma recommend is from the early 2000âČs.  Not all were hits but if reggaeton was ur thing some of the more obscure ones will be familiar.  Also, reggaeton like most music genres can be  very problematic so i dont focus on the lyrics and more just to dance.  Â
Absolute  all time favorites:Â
Guillaera- Ivy Queen (probably my fav song on this list)
en la cama- Nicky jam Ft. Daddy yankeeÂ
Suelta- Don OmarÂ
tu pum pum- Johnny prez (the song in the video where i shake my ass)Â
yo quiero bailar- Ivy Queen Â
hay algo en ti- Zion Y LennoxÂ
Dale hasta bajo- Rakim y ken-yÂ
Suelta- Nicky Jam (this beat âŠ. wow)Â
la barria- Wisin y yandel  (the beattt ughh)
no queiro novio- ñejo ft tegoÂ
te he querido te he llorado- Ivy QueenÂ
sabor a melao-  Daddy yankee ft. Andy montanez (best fusion of reggaeton and salsa on earth âŠever stfu ur wrong if u disagree)Â
no te olvidare- ChekaÂ
con rabia- PolacoÂ
Dale don dale- Don OmarÂ
manatica sexual- Lito y PolacoÂ
Rosando con mi piel- Lito y polaco ft. Nicky JamÂ
Mi gatita y yo- Las Guabanas ft. Daddy YankeeÂ
Brinquen- Trebol Clan y Tego CalderonÂ
no le temas a el- Trebol clan ft. Hector y TitoÂ
Tra- Don ChezinaÂ
Dime- Ivy QueenÂ
No te pienso mas (no que no)- Sir SpeedyÂ
Nadie Sabe- ChekaÂ
Tuya soy- Ivy QueenÂ
Pobre diabla- Don OmarÂ
calor- Hector el FatherÂ
pam pam - Wisin Y yandelÂ
Dale azota- Tony Toca ft Ivy QueenÂ
Babe remix- Ivy Queen ft. Gran OmarÂ
Doncella - zion y lennoxÂ
Honorable mentions:
Down- Rakim y ken-yÂ
rakata- Wisin y yandelÂ
Gasolina- Daddy Yankee (only cus i played this shit out so much)Â
Lo que paso paso- Daddy yankee  Â
tu quieres duro- Hector el fatherÂ
frikitona- Plan bÂ
mayor que yo- Â literally like 7887788 artistsÂ
Queiro saber- Ivy queenÂ
itâs really late and i did most of this on the top of my head so iâll probably add more later. But imma call this cbassdaddyâs old school reggaeton mega mix lol Â
how i love being a woman! (a playlist for the gurlies and the gays) listen on spotify
1. secrets from a girl (who's seen it all) â lorde, 2. glad he's gone â tove lo, 3. ÂĄaquĂ yo mando! â kali uchis, 4. my hair â ariana grande, 5. hey ladies â destiny's child, 6. i can do it with a broken heart â taylor swift, 7. pose â rihanna, 8. ballad of a homeschooled girl â olivia rodrigo, 9. dancing queen â abba, 10. the sweet escape â gwen stefani, 11. nothing new â taylor swift feat. phoebe bridgers, 12. this is what makes us girls â lana del rey, 13. bizcochito â rosalĂa, 14. you're so vain â carly simon, 15. bitches these days â olivia o'brien. ++more
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