The Lair

After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

Thor continues: I just don’t understand why you would let this tear you two apart? I mean Loki is betraying me as we speak. Oh and he just stabbed me with a dagger, excuse me I need medical attention.

I CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT TAKE MY CAT TO PROM. WHAT A FOOL I AM!!!!

What a time to be alive.

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

Pumpkin Spice Evans

Reblog Pumpkin Spice Evans for a bountiful harvest and a large glass of ginger ale

Shit I love ginger ale

This is by far the finest reaction to Pumpkin Spice Evans to date. 

do u ever like feel so absurdly reluctant to do things. like it ain’t even procrastination or laziness anymore u just physically and mentally can’t bring yourself to do anything. u really, really just wanna binge watch youtube until your mind numbs completely or lie on the floor and stare into the abyss. and it’s not like u don’t have “motivation” or anything or even that u don’t want to do it, it’s just. u can’t. idk how ppl just. Do Things. get up and go at it. i have to have an entire existential crisis and like, watch a goddamn motivational film or something first before i do the smallest thing. and it’s june for fuck’s sake.