💉Zedris🩸

The idea that Dexter should have just told Doakes that he’s autistic and asexual is so funny to me. Like?? In 2006?!?? Do we really think that would have helped?

Doakes calls Dexter freaktard …

…. People don’t “try” to touch you while you’re asleep… Harrison woke up to someone already touching him…. Audrey knew that and says “if someone molests me” her saying = Harrison was molested…. He was trying to skirt around what fully happened… she saw through it… accepted him … “why are you the only one here that understands me” … UGHHHHHHH

i am not harrison morgan i am not 16 years old i am not in love with my father dexter morgan and i am not accepting asks about the details of our relationship

AU where Angela never suspects Dex of anything and they continue living in Iron Lake as a weird little family. Angela makes Dex give Harrison the safe sex talk. She is too young to be a grandmother!

if doakes was a white guy doaxter would be the most popular ship in the fandom btw

i went to check what you contribute to the fandom and was met with nothin... dam :/

I really love that he says this “if” when they’re kissing each other in front of them and he blushes watching it

I really love that he says this “if” when they’re kissing each other in front of them and he blushes watching it

Cock

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you