I'm Not Dying For You

2017 has just started…….. it’s alright so far………… i am suspicious

honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit

I- I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

People who try to tell me things are ‘not that deep’ fundamentally misunderstand me, I am not a fish desperately in search of the ocean, I am a magpie that roves the canons, searching for shiny things to put in my nest. Whether or not it actually is given deep narrative weight by canon itself is of secondary importance to the fact that it has the potential to be interesting, and thus, I covet it.

“The ground is soft and I’m ready to dig” is the best description of the fanfic attitude I’ve ever seen. 

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

a lot of male writers, directors, etc. idea of a feminist character is just a woman they think is sexy enacting revenge fantasies on characters the creator doesnt like

*men writing “feminist” characters* “yes she only dresses and behaves in ways i find sexually appealing and she can’t even make facial expressions i don’t think are pretty but i gave her a weapon and wrote one(1) scene of her punching someone who said something sexist so this is actually groundbreaking”

all this to say that i should be allowed to hunt quentin tarantino and joss whedon for sport