I'm gonna say something sappy and lovely to you and that is a threat. I'm gonna be gentle to you because you fucking deserve it. Dick.

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I'm gonna say something sappy and lovely to you and that is a threat. I'm gonna be gentle to you because you fucking deserve it. Dick.

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The Great Gatsby's copyright expires January 1, 2021 and I for one am quite looking forward to the inevitable publication of Nick/Gatsby fanfiction.
Look me in the eye and tell me there's not at least ten people sitting on a completed manuscript right now. I dare you.
Oh dude time to write the Greater Gatsby
the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr
In UI/UX design, menus have different names depending on the aspect they have, I knew about the hamburger menu and so I figured the “meatballs menu” could exist too, and it does…
thats it, im not posting the rest of the day, this is the best fucking thing ive learned in the past 3 weeks
girls night
invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again

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some people are seriously and honestly like “x scene in avengers endgame is the best scene in movie history” bitch go watch shrek
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy…….
Counter Culture: ‘Wow, dig it, like there’s these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!’
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows…
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I’m on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they’re everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What’s a cow? Show me a cow! That’s not a cow! Who let you in here?
Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
Dwarves: You had two cows but now they’re on fire.
Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
Cows: The shit you go through.
This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
Why would you fuck Adam sandler
it was on my bucket list
Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?
Top 25 Tumblr post
I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it
hello….
CERTIFIED CURSED POST
I FINISHED!

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Weird flex but okay
This is the only time that meme is entirely literal
*sets up a nice hot bath just for you*
just for me? well...thank you. *starts climbing into it fully clothed*
*begins slicing in carrots, and various other vegetables into the water behind your back*
after:
fellas is it gay
IF SOKKA LET HIS HAIR DOWN HE’D GET JUST AS MUCH HYPE AS ZUKO
name a badder bitch. I’ll wait

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everyone on tumblr: going nuts over some new podcast/show/whatever, talking abt it constantly, making a bunch of posts abt how all mutuals turn into an x blog, etc etc
me, hyperfixating on jack shit no one cares about:
at first i wanted redd to put the fake venus and nike statues around my town so it would just radiate lesbian energy
now i still want that but knowing that the fake art is super haunted it makes it 100x cooler and sexier
oh yeah the fake art is sUupER haunted
This painting has a figure on the back
The fake Girl With a Pearl Earring opens her eyes??
One of the fake statues floats if you interact with it?The counterfeits are straight up cursed in this game!!!
I have the floaty cursed one
Blathers: oh hey you're back from Redd's early
Me: art's haunted
Blathers: what
Me: *loading a pistol and getting back on the ship* art's haunted