currently clowning on main™

IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

#'this is so illegal/toxic/unhealthy'#yeah bestie thats why im reading about it instead of doing it

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

i love the use of "im back in the fucking building again" referring to special interest relapse

Every morning I pray for a crab rave and every day the empty throne of God disappoints me

if you're looking for something to do might i suggest yearning for me?

I love evil women. Maybe some day I’ll marry one and she’ll kill anyone who’s ever said a bad thing about me. Cute

NOT TO BE A GAY...... BUT I'M EVEN GAYER NOW...............

So stupid when a piece of fiction impacts your identity. Like ok bitcj. It worked. Now what.

I overheard my 14-yo say (while petting her cat), "you raw piece of corn. You unplugged toaster. The plate is spinning, but the light isn't on."

there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it

everyone always surprised when you can learn bits of information about them from the characters they make... dearly beloved. you took a lump of clay with no form and shaped it with your hands and thought you wouldn't leave fingerprints? what hubris! you leave scraps of yourself in everything you make. sometimes it's a lot more than scraps but just for you i'll pretend i didn't notice