where is my mind?

nobody has been there for me like the ‘x reader’ tag has been there for me

hey girl, you’re not depressed, you just haven’t watched Mamma Mia! (2008) in a while

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

me and my wife (doctor who) separated, not on speaking terms for months & i just heard from a friend of a friend shes been shot

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

(mournfully) slay.