I NEED PRESTIGE TV SHOWS TO MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD THAT I SEE HELL

probably gonna do something normal like swap bodies with the girl i hate but then fall in love with her again when im her and then hate myself for taking her away from the people she loves who need her and hate myself that i couldn't be one of the people she loves because i need her and ive always needed her and in a way she needed me but i fucked it up. then ill surrender so i can begin to live up to the name we share so i can be worthy. or like do my laundry tbh

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.