Self centered dickhead's blog

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck