spellcaster

slipping on ice is so humiliating i remember last time i slope i was just lying there on the road lookin up 2 tha sky wondering if life was worth living

i understand the inherent sexiness of putting yourself into mortal danger but please stop prancing into faerie rings and offering your true name to any passing pixie who happens to be there in hopes of escaping the cruel grip of capitalism

here are some fresh ibuprofen pills for you to snack on

gatorade and weed can cure literally anything. the government doesn’t want you to know this. the reason it took so long for them to develop a covid vaccine is that they were too busy covering up the fact that gatorade and weed can cure coronavirus

I had an edible and then 2 wine coolers and I woke up with covid. Explain that.

that was a sorcerer’s curse

my roommates keep bullying my cat by calling his name repeatedly to get his attention and then going “bababooie” every time he looks at them

i love it when people like “omg [story] copied [other story]” and then list the steps of the heroes journey

i know alec baldwin is gay but he has really racist energy

okay so false alarm i was thinking of the guy from dirty dancing

john travolta has a wife?

i hate to say this guys but john travolta wasn’t in dirty dancing

okay before i get sued for libel i confused alec baldwin and john travolta because they’re both old white actors with creepy blue eyes and giant heads also i have been watching a lot of 30 rock anyway THEN i confused dirty dancing with boogie nights which john travolta starred in. i do not think alec baldwin is gay or patrick swayze (fly high king) but DO think john travolta is gay. even if he has a wife

i would like to take this chance to apologize as i did not know john travolta’s wife recently died

He was in saturday night fever

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER.

There’s no room for imposter syndrome when people are being paid to write supernatural

have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it’s no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits stick with us even if the people don’t

I make my ramen the way a friend taught me in eleventh grade. Every fall, I listen to a playlist made for me by a boy I drove across a border to hook up with. I eat sushi because a girl who won’t talk to me anymore made me try it, and Indian food because my best friend’s parents ordered for me before I knew what I liked. There are movies I love because someone I loved loved them first. I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved, even for a heartbeat.