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The Marauders as things me and my ex have said (part 5)

Sirius: If you can get rid of the r in angry to make angy

Sirius: Can you get rid of a letter in another emotion?

Remus: Like sad?

Sirius: Sd

Remus:

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Sirius: I officially identify as a problem

Sirius: Your fucking problem, but a problem nonetheless :D

Remus:

chairwiththreelegs

The ‘there’s only one bed’ trope but instead of waking up in each other’s arms the ship wakes up and one of them is spread out across the entire bed and the other one is falling on the ground.

Sirius: My love for you is like a tornado

Sirius: It’s huge but destructive :)

Remus:

Remus: I’m gonna go sleep with my best friend now…I’m tired

James: Wait- YOU’RE SLEEPING WITH SIRIUS?!?

Remus: What? No, I meant my bed

Remus: But yeah, that too

James: o - o

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Regulus: Wtf why is there a child screaming at the top of their lungs right outside my house

Regulus: How annoying

Regulus: Someone take their kid back I don’t want it

The Marauders as things me and my ex have said (Part 4)

Sirius: If your life was a movie, what genre would it be?

Remus: A comedy because my life’s a fucking joke

The Marauders as things me and my ex have said (part 3)

James: What’s the napkin thing called?

Remus: …a napkin

The Marauders as things me and my ex have said (part 2)

James: Hey, you might as well tell me, we’re practically best friends already

Lily: …but we’re dating

James: Oh! Even better then!

Starbucks barista: Hi, what can I get for you today?

Remus: Mental stability

Barista:

Remus: …just a caramel Frappuccino please

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The Marauders as things me and my ex have said (part 1)

Sirius: Remus?

Remus: Yes?

Sirius: Nothing, I just wanted to hear your voice

Sirius filming: So- ew omg wait my eyeliner is definitely uneven

Sirius: Anyways I might’ve broken my toe this morning-

Sirius: This biscuit reminds me of you

Snape: Because I’m small and cute?

Sirius: No because you’re personality’s dry and your hair is oily

Sirius, going to get drinks: I’ll be back!

Remus: How unfortunate

Me: So I just broke up with my boyfriend last night

Grandma: Oh, which one?

Me: …Grandma I’m not that much of a hoe

#do not repost #this actually happened #my grandma #boyfriend #breakup #hoe vibes apparently #shit i say #shitpost

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Sirius Black wore a black maid’s dress to Walburga’s funeral just to spite her even in death and you can’t change my mind

McGonagall: What is the weirdest question you can think of that would definitely get rejected

McGonagall: Now think of what you could do to avoid that rejection

James: I would ask Lily to go out with me and when she says no I’ll threaten to hold my breath until she says yes :D

McGonagall: I should’ve seen this coming…

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