The Devil Is A Gentleman

you can make most fandom drama disappear with this one cool trick

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

We all love the "becoming the very thing you sought to destroy," trope. but I have a growing fondness for "destroying the very thing you sought to become"

while nouns do carry a risk of cases, PLEASE do not dismiss a verb bite. depending on species, they can carry inflection (such as conjugation, as anon mentioned) or worse: derivation.

100% agree! Remember, you may not see symptoms of inflection right away, but the early stages aren't usually physical -- there are a lot of aspects to watch out for. If you experience mood swings, or start feeling tense, those can be early signs.

what they don’t tell you is that the urge to just leave and start over somewhere far away only gets stronger the older you get

maybe this is not my place to say because I am monolingual, and I'm sure it's part of a larger, more nuanced discussion about visibility and accessibility on the internet, but I think it'd be cool if people posted in their native languages more instead of in english. I see people do it way more on other platforms than on tumblr which is almost exclusively in english

(shouting over the loud music to the guy next to me at a crowded bar) no no listen. there's two types of piss kink, okay? there's the wetting kind and the golden showers kind. the wetting kind is all about loss of control. desperation. it's about surrendering yourself to your irresistible physical urges. it makes pissing a submissive act. sit back down i'm not finished. the golden showers kind is about pissing as a dominant act. it's about degradation. objectification. turning a person with agency into something dirty to be used for relief. there's overlap between the two but both can be used to reinforce different power dynamics in bdsm contexts. where are you going

Stephen King’s Fujo

#middle aged dude from maine goes out to the woods to try and cure his writer's block#finds himself booked in the same cabin with another middle aged due from maine trying to cure HIS writer's block#when they try and sort out the error it becomes increasingly evident that something in the woods is stopping them from leaving#a shadow between the trees. a whisper in the darkness. eyes felt but not seen#the cabin has three bedrooms at the start but first one bedroom and then the other just... disappears#the walls start to close in#temperatures begin to drop#as the stress of the situation begins to break down the barriers between the two men the entity in the woods watches#and waits - tag story via @sunderwight

that’s a knitten

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.