stay hydrated

is it just me or do the golden globes/award shows as a whole feel like a celebrity circle jerk??? they’re sitting around in expensive clothing drinking expensive alcohol while giving each other awards and lecturing the general public about donating to causes that they themselves could easily allocate resources to???

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

Like oh, you’re an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads

“But I raised you!” Ya and the only version of me that you know is the one I carefully crafted so that you wouldn’t ask me questions because it became obvious early on you couldn’t handle the honest answers

The fact that she has worn blue contact lenses every day since 2003 disturbs me

BUT I LITERALLY GO “rawr” ALL THE TIME. ITS MY THING THIS WAS MADE FOR ME????

oh honey…

rawing means “I love you” in dinosaur

I’m literally gonna jump

the inherent romance of going to a grocery store and goofing around with the person you love

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

How long until Tumblr flags this?

they won’t cause it’s not flesh coloured

I have never laughed so hard in my fucking life.

i cant breath

this is so fucking hilarious, especially when you remember OP is an experienced rabbit owner.

life became so much simpler when i decided to just let people misunderstand me